Ireland-2016.5

 

Kitty Holland detailed the distressing, but not uncommon, experience of an Irish Hindu child’s difficulty in finding a place in her local primary schools. This was due to the fact she is not Catholic. She eventually secured a place in a school half an hour away. In 2016, this same school will receive one of the 3,300 Tricolours and copies of the Proclamation that are being sent to each primary school to mark the Rising. One of the oft-quoted sections of the Proclamation refers to “cherishing all the children of the nation equally”.

Instead of sending a copy of the Proclamation, could the Government not proclaim and legislate for equal education access for all the children of the State?

Miriam Barragry,
Rathmines,
Dublin 6.

School patronage (Irish Times letters page)

Previously: Educate Apart

No Faith No Place

Educate Together (Facebook)

Pic: Ireland 1916

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From top: Penguin classics; Dan Boyle

They read voraciously, challenge mediocrity, prick pomposity and drink moderately.

Every gang should have one.

Dan Boyle writes:

Growing up my ‘gang’ used to refer to ourselves as ‘The Heroes Club’. It was meant in a mock, ironic kind of way. Heroes was how we referred to many of our contemporaries, those whose life trajectories seem composed of drinking seventeen pints on a Friday, followed by a fluid regurgitation of same in the most public of places.

Now we drank. We watched and talked sports. Some of us even played, although the spindly and asthmatic amongst us never fared well. What we never could understand was why the moronic was so celebrated, while the ability to think was supposed to be kept hidden.

Much like the misheard Sermon on the Mount in Monty Python’s Life of Brian, as far as we were concerned not only were the cheesemakers blessed, but we also believed that the weak would inherit the Earth.

If the Heroes Club had a philosopher king it was TW. I’ve been thinking about him a lot recently. It has been twenty years since he has been in our lives, yet his presence continues to loom large for many of us.

I envied him. He was a good looking guy, there was that. He had a great record collection, there was that too. What I most envied was how in his tiny bedroom he had utilised every inch of wall space with shelving, upon which rested hundreds of penguin books. The publisher, not the non flying bird.

And he was genuinely working class. Most of us came from families that acted through our middle class sensibilities, even if incomes rarely justified such conceit. TW had little time for that. What he left me, never knowing the degree of disdain he was expressing, was his constant willingness to prick my own pomposity.

Yet I suspect that if he were around today he may have slipped to my level of cantankerousness.

Today we still celebrate the moronic. We also admire the superficial and adore the stereotypical. He would probably raise his eyebrows and sigh. In doing so he would say more than I ever could with any amount of tortured prose.

I know TW means nothing to most visiting here. Those of us who knew him were lucky to have known him. Every friendship group should have a TW, the more mature one; the one who instinctively knows the difference between enjoying the craic and the need to cop on.

To me he defined the New Nerd. Living life more outside than inside his room. Never in on himself, always prepared to challenge the mediocre, the mundane or the bland.

I miss him. What I miss more is that no one of his ilk is in any of our lives now. I suspect he would have little time for social media. He would mercilessly have teased those of us who live for it and through it. Embarrassing us for being sucked into that world of instant response, forgetting the need for consideration and patience.

He was that deep breath, that gaze into distance, that pause for thought, so many of us now lack in this over hectic world we have created for ourselves.

The ‘gang’ is now spread far and wide. We get to see each other far too infrequently. When we do meet we try to make space for our philosopher king.

Dan Boyle is a former Green Party TD. Follow Dan on Twitter: @sendboyle

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From top: Minister for Public Expenditure and Reform Brendan Howlin, Finance Minister Michael Noonan and RTÉ Director General Noel Curran yesterday; in the studio with Sean O’Rourke and a tweet from RTÉ asking people to phone in.

You may have heard Michael Noonan and Brendan Howlin fielding questions from the public during the traditional post-Budget ‘phone-in’ on RTÉ Radio One’s Today With Seán O’Rourke show yesterday.

Ellen Coyne, of the Ireland edition of the The Times, went behind the scenes.

Ms Coyne writes:

Having been guided into a room full of the national broadcaster’s staff and Department of Finance officials, I perched myself on an available sofa. I didn’t know this area was off-limits for hacks and I didn’t know I wasn’t meant to be there. The Department of Finance staff must have thought I was with RTÉ. RTÉ must have thought I was with the Department of Finance. Nobody asked me to leave and so I stayed.

Then all hell broke loose. One of Mr Noonan’s advisors appeared and bore down on one of the producers of the Today programme with all the charm of an autocrat, he explained that neither the finance minister or the public expenditure minister would so much as breathe on a microphone unless all phone-in questions were made available beforehand.

RTE hesitated diplomatically but were shut down by the official’s insistence.

“No. We’re going to very clear on this, the ministers will not go on air before seeing them first,” he demanded.

A producer relented and handed over the the questions. Pages were passed between departmental staff and frantic calls were made while political responses were hastily crafted.

One civil servant paced the floor, iPhone to his ear, beseeching whoever was listening for the most appropriate response to a homeless mother forced to live in a Dublin hotel for nearly six months with her nine-year-old daughter.

[Later, having been asked to leave the studio]

I was just in time to hear Erica , the homeless woman who had caused so much consternation.

“A fiver on children’s allowance, whoop de doo, what am I supposed to do with that?” she said. How is that supposed to help the situation? We are homeless. That’s €5 I already had, that you took off me a couple of years ago,” she said.

“I understand you were in receipt of lone parents allowance…” Mr Howlin said, presumably referring to his carefully crafted notes.

“No, I work! I work part-time! I don’t get long parents, so stop saying that,” Erica said, deviating outrageously from the script.

…A spokeswoman for RTÉ said [later] nothing untoward had taken place…

RTÉ says ‘yes, minister’ as politicians run the show (Ellen Coyne, Ireland Edition Of The Times)

UPDATE:

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Brendan Howlin and Michael Noonan yesterday morning

A transcript Minister Howlin’s chat with Erica (pay close attention to Mr O’Rourke’s role in the drama).

Sean O’Rourke: “Erica, good morning to you.”

Erica: “Hiya.”

O’Rourke: “Now what is your query to the ministers?”

Erica: “The query is what are they going to do to help the homeless people now, today, the 1,500 children that are in emergency accommodation. What are they going to do for them, today?”

Brendan Howlin: “Morning, Erica.”

Erica: “Not five years, today?”

Howlin: “Well you can’t…”

O’Rourke: “Just, just before, what is your own situation, Erica?”

Erica: “I’m currently homeless, since June. And I’m staying in a particular hotel in Dublin with my nine-year-old daughter. I work part-time and the cuts that Joan [Tánaiste and Minister for Social Protection, Joan Burton] brought in, in July, dropped my money €60 a week, so we’re currently in a hotel.”

Howlin: “Two issues, first of all, in relation to the whole homelessness issue, I believe that that’s the most significant social issue that we have to face and I made it the feature point of last year’s Budget. You can’t magic up houses immediately and the only solution to homelessness is to have adequate houses for everybody and that’s why, last year, we allocated €2.2billion and the social housing strategy says that we will build 3,100 housing units and that we’ve allocated €3.8billion to do that. We need to get those up and running and, in the meanwhile, to use every means we have, for example, the vacant units that are not, the voids that are not in use, bring those back and we’ll have 1,500 of those this year. To give…”

Erica: “Can I just cut across you there for one second, please. I want to ask you about, do you think that the modular homes is, you know, is an efficient way to go?”

Howlin: “We look at everything in an emergency now, have a look at them, I don’t know if you’ve had a chance to see them but they’re actually…”

Erica: “Yes I did see them myself, they’re a very, they’re a short-term solution. Personally, personally…”

Howlin: “That’s all they are.”

Erica: “Well, that’s what you say, but you see with the Government at the moment, you say one thing and you kind of do another…”

Howlin: “No we don’t..”

Erica: “…so therefore, yeah, you kind of are..”

Howlin: “No we don’t, now I mean, we want to solve your problem. With a modular home, would you be happy with that until we build a house in the next two years? Would you live in a modular home?”

Erica: “Why would you waste the money on a modular home when you can just put the money into building an actual home?”

Howlin: “We’ve allocated half a billion euros this year to build houses but it takes 18 months to do that. Meanwhile, you need to have accommodation and the modular homes is an emergency option for us. And I think, is it one that you’re, I mean, it’s better than being in a hotel.”

Erica: “The reason I sent the email into Seán this morning was actually regarding vacant properties or void properties in my local area which I have written to the Taoiseach, Dublin City Council and [Environment] Minister [Alan] Kelly himself. I have emailed on numerous occasions asking could they please just take down the boards and I will personally look after everything to do with that property. I’ll put everything in. I just want them to take down the boards.”

Howlin: “That’s a number one priority for us…”

Erica: “But, but, hang on, the answer I’m getting is ‘no, you’re not homeless long enough’. So how long do I have to be homeless? How long does my nine-year-old have to be put through this situation before Dublin City Council or anybody, so long as they decide, ‘ok, now they are homeless long enough.’ How long is it?”

O’Rourke: “Erica, can I ask you just, what is it like for your nine-year-old daughter, in particular, living in a hotel situation?”

Erica: “At the moment, at the moment, my daughter is extremely embarrassed and that’s the word I’d like to use to describe the situation for her. Because she’s nine and she’s of the age where, you know, she doesn’t want anybody knowing. And I’ll give you an example of the little things that the children are thinking about. We had to do a collection of nature stuff for the nature table in school right? And we went down to a particular park in Dublin and we went down to the park and we got loads of stuff and when we got back, my daughter said, ‘Ma have you got a plastic bag, for me to bring them into the school?’. I said, ‘No, sure use one of them bags there, you know, the cotton bags.’ She said to me, ‘Ah no, I just want a plastic bag, there’s one in the wardrobe, will you give us it out?’ So I gave it out to her and she said, ‘Ah I’m not using that.’ I says, ‘Why?’. She says to me, ‘Because everybody will know I’m homeless.’ I says, ‘Why will they know you’re homeless?’ She said, ‘On the side it says, such-and such hotel, laundry bag.’ Now that will tell ya. I would never have thought of that, but my child thought of that.”

O’Rourke: “Right, and back to the Budget, Erica, has it not done anything for you at all? Is that your view?”

Erica: “A fiver, a fiver in children’s allowance, whoop de doo, what am I supposed to do with that fiver?”

Howlin: “You’re on, you’re on lone parents’ allowance I understand”

Erica: “No, I work part-time and I’m not on lone parents’ allowance. I get the back-to-school or the back-to-work dividend now of €29.

Howlin: “Your job seekers’ transitional payment?’

Erica: “No I’m not getting job seekers’ transitional, I get my FIS (family income supplement), so I work part-time, six hours a day, that’s topped up with the FIS…”

Howlin: “How much is the FIS you’re getting?”

Erica: “€90.”

Howlin: “€90 yeah.”

Erica: “Yeah and then the €29.80 for two years that Joan gave us, and then the extra €5 that you are now saying that that’s supposed to do, so what am I supposed to do with that extra fiver? What is that supposed to get me?”

Howlin: “Well the idea…”

Erica: “How is that supposed to help the situation?”

Howlin: “You’re working…”

Erica: “We’re homeless..”

O’Rourke: “Ok, just let the minister answer, let’s hear from Minister Howlin.”

Howlin: “I understood from the call that I saw, that you were in receipt of lone parent’s allowance but you’re actually in receipt of job seekers’ allowance.”

Erica: “No, I’m at work, I work, part-time, I don’t get lone parent’s, the lone parent payment is gone, so stop saying lone parent, that’s gone.”

Howlin: “There is a lone, I mean you can work, if you’re working more than 19 hours, you’re getting FIS on top of that, the income disregard we increased yesterday. Obviously, you’re going to get the child benefit increase..”

Erica: “Of five euro that €5 I already had that you took off me a couple of years ago.”

Howlin: “And disregard for FIS had been increased yesterday aswell.”

O’Rourke: “OK, we’re going to move on. Thank you, Erica for that call and that contribution. We want to hear from a pensioner now…”

*kicks wireless*

Listen back to the ‘phone-in’ here (go to 10.25)

UPDATE: RTÉ Responds

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Joey Shanks of Shanks FX writes:

Watch us create the cosmos with milk, food coloring (sic), soap, a piece of glass and the [frankly ridiculous] Canon 5DS 50.6 megapixel (8688 X 5792 aspect ratio) camera.

Previously: DIY Holograms

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