The ultimate Presidential/Vice-Presidential debate highlights from Bad Lip Reading.
Previously: I see A Purple Idiot, Speaks German With A Big Spunky Irish Labradoodle Puppy
The ultimate Presidential/Vice-Presidential debate highlights from Bad Lip Reading.
Previously: I see A Purple Idiot, Speaks German With A Big Spunky Irish Labradoodle Puppy


A collection of sculptural silver skulls by Frodo Mikkelsen.
Presumably akin to the vision of earthly transcience offered by Damian Hirst’s For the Love of God. Only with fewer diamonds and that.
Michael Ring, junior mister for tourism, reacted to Gabriel Byrne’s comments on The Gathering on Newstalk’s Lunchtime show today.
Warning: May contain green jerseys.
Jonathan Healy: “Have you lost members of your own family to emigration? Do you have people, close to you, who are away?
Michael Ring: “Look it, I’ve had aunts and uncles, and my father. I came from a big family. My father, like many, many other Irish people out there. I remember my job on a Thursday. Jonathan, a lot of people will laugh at this, my job on a Thursday, when my father had to go to England, was to go down and get the wire from England, to bring the cheque up to my mother and she’d to go down and pay the local shop then and she’d have whatever was left then for the week. And sometimes that was never enough. But my father, like many, many more had to emigrate to England and like a lot more people had his English pension til he died. And I’ve aunts and uncles and family, and relatives are all over the world so they are.”
Healy “Just to finish, you’re selling this Gathering. You’re in London, you’re going off to sell it even more now I suspect. What do you say to the likes of Gabriel Byrne and Michael Cawley of Ryanair who had a cut yesterday, and indeed Terry Wogan. What do you say to those..I mean are they not pulling on the green jersey in your mind?”
Ring: “Well look it, I’m asking them to put the green jersey on. This is in everybody’s interest. It’s in everybody’s interest that we make this a success. It’s in everybody’s interest that we get people into the country. I want this to be a success. And I want to make sure that we can get badly wanted revenue into the country. That we can get as many visitors as possible into the country, that will create the necessary employment that we need and we certainly need employment, we need revenue and we need everybody wearing the green jersey at this particular time in the country.”
The following (amid some hanging chads) won yesterday’s ‘I Would Like To Go To The Leviathan Thing Because…’ competition.
i would like to win the leviathan thing cos I am a US politics student and if I go to the event it might reawaken my interest in US politics because at the moment I am slowly losing all enjoyment of the subject due to the never ending graphs and charts.
Jen
I would like to go the Leviathan thing because … since the imposition of Saorview I don’t have a TV – and since I don’t have synaesthesia, listening to the radio means I miss out on all those lovely red and blue graphic charts, maps and displays.
Joseph Benkanoun
I would like to go the Leviathan thing because…
“The time has come,” the candidates said,
“To talk of many things:
Of jobs, and debt, and income tax,
Of terrorists, and Beijing,
And why the sea is boiling hot”…wait no not climate change.
torturedgardener
I’d like to win the tickets for my son so that he’ll get totally hooked on politics, which he’s studying, and end up working on a US election campaign some day.
TheEgoKnowsNoBounds
They each win a ticket each to the bash at the Sugar Club, Leeson Street, Dublin, this evening. Damn Sam Seaborn-wannabe hipsters.
Anna Friel and Brenda Fricker talk about life, work and depression on Living The Life on Sky Arts 1 at 8pm. This is the much-publicised chat where Brenda revealed that she is “completely broke”.
She has since clarified that she is not broke broke, just broke.
(Sky)
(Thanks Barry H)
The coffin of murdered Maghaberry Prison officer David Black is carried by fellow prison officers (who cannot be identified) to his funeral service at Molesworth Presbyterian Church this afternoon. Dissident republicans are being blamed for Mr Black’s murder.
Minister Hails Peace-Loving Black (Herald.ie)
(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)

You may remember Michael Lowry’s worthless land in Wigan.
Last week, the Independent TD said he didn’t declare his co-ownership of a 22-acre site outside Wigan in the UK to the register of members’ interests in the Dail because it had no value. All land worth over €13,000 is supposed to be declared.
Yesterday, the Irish Examiner‘s Conor Ryan posed as a potential buyer and made a bid for the land.
He reported how he contacted Lowry’s agent and made an offer of £300,000 per acre.
He said he was told the whole site could fetch up to €6.7million.
The agent also told him he believed the greenbelt stretch of land would eventually get permission for residential use.
Mr Ryan reported:
He said it was in the region of what was acceptable in a poor market.
“[With the £300,000 offer], you are talking about development of 12 [houses] to the acre… So you are talking about £25,000 a plot which, let’s be honest about it, that is cheap. If you can get it for £300,000 an acre you are doing well. But everything has got a price,” he said.
When the agent was contacted later to explain the true context of the original call, he said there was an agricultural value of £4,000 an acre (€110,000 in total) but, as with any investment, there was a speculative “hope value” linked to its likely rezoning.
He said 18 of the 22 acres jointly owned by Mr Lowry and Liam Carroll were suitable for development and had road access to an adjoining estate.
In September, the key adjoining landowners put a proposal to Wigan Council for the whole area to be included in plans for 2,300 houses. The submission said the other landowners were in favour of development. Mr Lowry did not comment.
Mr Lowry went on Tipp FM this morning to take issue with Mr Ryan’s story.
This is a transcript of the interview, which has been tweeted by Mr Ryan:
Mr Ryan has since clarified his position on his twitter stream.
More as we get it
UPDATE: Lowry Amends Dail Register To Include Wigan Lands (TippFM)
(Photocall Ireland)
Youtuber heregoesnothingltd sez:
How I imagine Mitt Romney would sound if he was British… He just looks like a minicab driver from Croydon to me.
Minister Reilly said €26m “has gone not to be recovered” after the Mater site was turned down.He said the hospital will cost over €500m to build and that the planning risks at St James’s were moderate.Ultimately, the minister said there would be tri-location with a maternity hospital.
National Children’s Hospital to be located at St James’s Hospital (RTE)