We’ve all seen the pitiful sight
That follows a long wine-fueled night
But soon some nerds will
Make a magical pill
To help you feel slightly less shite.
John Moynes
Illustration by Eoin Whelehan
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UK prime Minister David Cameron (left) and David Beckham
Now football is Dave’s favourite game
And he says it would be such a shame
If the Brits scratch their itch
To flee from the pitch
‘Cause he knows that he’ll take all the blame.
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
US Vice president Joe Biden with Taoiseach Enda Kenny in Washington DC last March
Bidenmania’s coming and so
It’s time that we get up and go
To form a big crowd
And cheer very loud
For that wonderful Number Two, Joe.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
If you like to harshly opine
And post your conclusions online
Then read this report
For it seems that such tort
Can lead to a rather large fine.
John Moynes
One thing that we all like to see
Is a nice piping hot cup of tea
But poindexters say
That over-hot tay
Can increase your morbidity.
John Moynes
Pic: Alamy stock
Donald Trump visiting Ireland in 2014
Spare a thought for the poor folk of Clare
Where despondency hangs in the air
They’re facing the news
That a man with daft views
Has said that he won’t visit there.
John Moynes
Pic via Irish Central
So this time the health nazis say
That you can’t have a puff while you play
But a smoke on a swing
Is the perfect thing
For a toddler who’s had a tough day.
John Moynes
Bears in Shari town, island of Hokkaido, Japan
If you’re heading east then take care
For Japan has a prefecture where
If you don’t move quick
You could be the picnic
For a ravenous man-eating bear.
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
