I’m baffled, outraged and perplexed
To read that young Irish folk sext
When I was a lad
We did nothing bad
Whatever will they think of next?
John Moynes
Tag Archives: A Limerick A Day
Former Taoiseach Bertie Ahern
An argument over a wall
At which people slap a small ball
Has turned somewhat dirty
So they’ve all sent for Bertie
And he’s selflessly answered the call.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton speaks at a rally in Lynwood, Califorinia yesterday.
Are you feeling a certain frisson
Now the big game finally on?
There’ll be some first rate
And highbrow debate
Between Hilary and the Don.
John Moynes
Pic: John Locher/AP
Donald Trump and Finance Minister Michael Noonan at Shannon Airport in 2014
This month, flying in from the west
We’ll have a magnificent guest
With his dignified air
And believable hair
It’s clear to see why he’s the best.
John Moynes
Not every day you get “thrown” out of your allotted area cause you and your friends are a “security risk”. Thanks #Bono #U2
— Sophie Gustafson (@SophieGustafson) May 29, 2016
A golfer who went to a gig
Turned out to be slightly too big
To let Bono see
So his security
Moved her from in front of his wig.
John Moynes
Pic: Sophie Gustafson
We’ve lived through the long painful night
Of a bitter industrial fight
There’s a deal on the table
So now are we able
To say that the dawn is in sight?
John Moynes
Rollingnews
If you have a daughter or son,
And they don’t think religion is fun,
Then show them this sign,
God’s word’s now online
With emojis you’ll have their hearts won.
John Moynes
Pic: bibleemoji
It’s so good to finally see
Trump’s manifest destiny
He’s seen off his foes
And he certainly knows
How to talk his way to victory.
John Moynes
Pics Fortune, PA
This morning the media elite
Have turned against my favourite treat
They won’t let me put eight
Tentacles on my plate
And feast on the succulent meat.
John Moynes
Pic: National Aquarium, New Zealand