Jeremy Clarkson
It’s your chance to go out and cheer,
For two of the lads from Top Gear,
The other was rude,
When handed cold food,
So Jeremy will not appear.
John Moynes
(Rex)
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Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary
If Washington is a place where,
You’d go if you got a low fare,
It’s you should know,
You might get there, though,
You won’t make it with Ryanair.
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)
Westmoreland Street, Dublin last night
As St Patrick’s Day turned to night,
We were faced with the old fashioned sight,
Of those who appear,
To be full of beer,
Enjoying a puke and a fight.
John Moynes
Pic: Caroline Quinn
Update:
Bleurgh.
(see comments)
Temple Bar, Dublin yesterday
A pious young taffy called Pat,
Many years ago told his chums that,
He’d work as a slave,
Then stay on to save,
The Irish, and wear a big hat.
John Moynes
(Leah Farrell/Photocall Ireland)
Ireland rugby captain Paul O’Connell in Cardiff on Saturday
You might want to skip the details,
Of Ireland’s defeat against Wales,
The Grand Slam is dead,
There’s a long week ahead,
Of southsiders biting their nails.
John Moynes
(RTE)
The government think it’s not best
To send Catholic homeowners west,
And while we all feel,
For poor Shane O’Neill,
Could we not put these laws to the test?
John Moynes
That talented chap, Harry Clarke,
Illustrated a girl for a lark,
But you could see bits,
Of the cheap hussy’s tits,
So the window was kept in the dark.
John Moynes
Bertie Ahern at St Luke’s Drumcondra, Dublin,
The building named after St Luke,
Is a property fit for a duke,
But what happened there,
Would make anyone swear,
And might make the new owners puke.
John Moynes
(Eamonn Farrell/Photocall Ireland)