Liz O’Donnell, who is replacing Gay Byrne as head of the Road Safety Association (RSA)
The workers at the RSA,
Have said goodbye to Uncle Gay,
And are now greeting Liz,
As it looks like she is,
To be hired sometime later today.
John Moynes
(Haydn West/Photocall Ireland)
We all agree that Temple Bar,
Is Dublin’s best quarter by far,
For a stag or hen night
Or an old fashioned fight,
But make sure you don’t bring your guitar.
John Moynes
(Eamonn Farrell/Photocall Ireland)
A comedian called Jimmy Carr,
Likes to tell jokes that go a bit far,
How he thought it was fine,
To cross over this line,
Is more than a little bizarre.
John Moynes
(Getty)
Karl Monaghan and John Moynes at last night’s Realex Fire Web Awards
In your office there’s work to be done,
But you’d rather lay low and have fun,
So you come here to meet,
The good folk of broadsheet,
Because we’re the best. We’re number one.
John Moynes
Pic: Ben Keenan
It’s hard to find a submarine,
If it doesn’t want to be seen,
And even a Swede,
Who is thorough indeed,
Will miss such a fishy machine.
John Moynes
(NYT)
As our country starts to revive,
One sector continues to thrive,
Let’s cash in on the craze,
For damp holidays,
You can’t beat us; we’re Number Five.
John Moynes
(Lonely Planet)
Keep yourself indoors today,
There’s a bloody big storm on the way,
So it’s time to retire,
By a nice cosy fire,
And hope your roof holds up okay.
John Moynes
Peter Coyne, then CEO of the Dublin Docklands Authority with Bono in 2002
A building on Hanover Quay,
Was once owned by you and by me,
But the DDDA,
In a secretive way,
Got rid of it quite quietly.
John Moynes
(Leon Farrell/Photocall Ireland)
The world breathes a sigh of relief,
As our hero appears for a brief,
Walkabout with a stick,
The poor chap’s a bit sick,
Which was causing us all so much grief.
John Moynes
(NYT)
