As our country starts to revive,
One sector continues to thrive,
Let’s cash in on the craze,
For damp holidays,
You can’t beat us; we’re Number Five.
John Moynes
(Lonely Planet)
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As our country starts to revive,
One sector continues to thrive,
Let’s cash in on the craze,
For damp holidays,
You can’t beat us; we’re Number Five.
John Moynes
(Lonely Planet)
I know I must be reading this wrong but I can’t get the rhythm for the last line, seems like way too many syllables in the whole thing in general. It’s annoying me now.
There spoke about Lear’s rubbish limericks on QI at the weekend. His mostly had the same first and last lines. Terrible doggerel. But at least they scanned properly, like so:
There was an Old Man of Aôsta,
Who possessed a large Cow, but he lost her;
But they said, ‘Don’t you see,
she has rushed up a tree?
You invidious Old Man of Aôsta!’
They spoke, not there. Jayz, I’m thick as two planks this morning.