Lion’s Mane Jellyfish in Sandycove, County Dublin
There’s a creature that lives in the sea
Which is bigger than it used to be
So if you get a sting
Off this terrible thing
Just sprinkle the sore place with wee.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
It’s a big day for those who might fear
That they’ll miss the event of the year
So get online and book
Or you’ll be a bit shook
And won’t see Pope Francis appear.
John Moynes
Via World meeting of Families
Harley-Davidson motorbikes are earmarked for tariffs in a EU-US trade war
The G7 couldn’t persuade
Trump not to put tariffs on trade
So a yank motorbike
Will have a price hike
You might want to stick to home made
John Moynes
Pic: Harley-Davidson
Every summer the hacks leave the Pale
And go to a north western vale
It’s time for MacGill
For it’s always a thrill
To gaze at an elderly male.
John Moynes
Pic via MacGill
Yesterday: Mulholland Falls
There’s a shabby and cruel online fad
Where a chap snaps a pic of his lad
And sends it to a stranger
Ignoring the danger
That he’ll look pathetic and sad
John Moynes
Illustration: The Guardian
US President Donald Trump said he wants America to have a “space force”
When fascists put children in cages
And don’t want that on the front pages
They launch a new race
To put soldiers in space
Which is evil and sad and outrageous
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
U2, from left: Edge, Bono, Adam and Larry
Each ambassador at the UN
Deserves a night out now and then
So we’ll take them to U2
And they’ll know what to do
Vote for us, or it happens again
John Moynes
Pic: Twitter
Insurance costs has meant some Ireland schools have banned running in the schoolyard
Kids should go out in the sun
And blow off some steam and have fun
But though it’s not nice
Because of the price
Of insurance they’d better not run
John Moynes
Pic: Ronan McCrea
Russian women should abstain from sex with foreigners visiting the country for the World Cup, advises Moscow politician Tamara Pletnyova (above)
Much to Pletnyova’s chagrin
Some pure blooded women may sin
If they choose to lie down
While the World Cup’s in town
With men with the wrong colour skin
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
