Greyhound Clares Rocket receives the Doire Construction Champion Stakes Trophy

Some bright spark thought he’d line his pocket
By stealing a dog called Clares Rocket
To cut to the chase
He’s got egg on his face
And his name’s on a Circuit Court docket.

John Moynes

Pic: Riverside Kennels

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6 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Anomanomanom

    Sure as soon the dog stopped being of use to the owners they’d have it killed, sorry put to sleep. So if who ever took it lets it get its rocks off constantly(I assume they stole it for breeding-it happens a lot) while its a live then good stuff.

  2. John

    They do look a little inbred it must be said, then again they are involved in one of the cruelest ‘Sports’ so I suppose it goes without saying.

    Foundation level junior cert academics each and everyone of them I’d propose.

    1. John

      The children are not included in my other comment, sure a child can only rely on his/her parents for education.
      Perhaps teach them about animal cruelty by googling ‘Irish council against blood sports’ rather than ‘On the job’ training.

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