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Of The Coming Plague

I ask nothing
but that I be allowed go out and get it.
Better death than suffer
the interminable sobbing of newscasters,
the grimaces of sweating experts,
and politicians’ elongated
gobs, which keep moving
in the hope the blame
will be stapled elsewhere.

I’ll tour the town’s mortuaries
and kiss on the mouth all the corpses
that died of it. Before you ask: yes,
there will be tongues
which I’m told will feel
like cold, stiff slugs.

And if that doesn’t finish me,
I’ll start breaking into hospitals,
quarantined night club toilets,
the offices of eminent plastic surgeons
to lick clean the soap dispensers
which, by then, will be all out of soap
but alive with the world’s germs.

For, Death, what do I know of you,
never having died before?
You’ve had a terrible press,
but could be victim
of the smear campaign.

Perhaps you’re the best thing ever.
Like the first gulp of Champagne;
or all the orgasms I’ve ever had,
and a few I never managed.

Kevin Higgins

Rollingnews

Oh.

This morning.

Baltimore, West Cork

Via The Glebe Gardens

It’s my son, Luka’s 7th birthday today. He made this note for the attention of the corona virus after we told him that he can’t have his friends around….we’re gonna spoil him rotten!

Happy birthday, Luka.

Mmf.

Thanks Cork 96FM

Thanks Conor

This morning.

The Old School House, North Anne Street, Dublin 7.

Justin Leonard from Leonard’s of Dublin writes:

The Dublin fruit market is open for business as usual. The Public are more than welcome. There is no shortage of supply of fresh Irish and European produce. If you are old or have no transport , we will deliver, free of charge. Ph: 01-8733055…

In fairness.

Leonard’s of Dublin

This morning.

Niall Collins TD writes:

Covid-19 unemployment payment new forms published today…

Gov.ie

Previously: Self Employed?

UPDATE:

The public employment service, Intreo

This lunchtime.

RTÉ reports:

It is estimated that around 140,000 people have been laid off work in Ireland because of the measures taken to tackle the coronavirus.

This is a combination of 70,000 restaurant workers, 50,000 pub and bar staff, and around 20,000 crèche and childcare workers.

Those eligible are being urged not to go to Intreo, the public employment service, offices, to abide by social distancing rules and avoid long queues.

140,000 workers laid off due to coronavirus (RTÉ)

Earlier: €203 A Week For Up To Six Weeks

This morning.

Good Morning Britain on ITV.

Piers Morgan.

What a complete character.

Meanwhile…

 

From top: Dublin Airport; Tánaiste Simon Coveney

This morning.

Tánaiste Simon Coveney, from RTÉ’s studio in Cork, spoke to Audrey Carville, possibly working from home, on RTÉ’s Morning Ireland.

During the interview Mr Coveney warned people to “be careful with where you get your news from”.

They had this exchange:

Simon Coveney: “One of the challenges here for the public is, in some ways, there’s information overload. You know, if you look at yesterday evening alone, we had Regina Doherty outlining a refund scheme for employers effectively to try maintain consistency of income, as people move on to social welfare.

“We had me outlining, last night, how we’re going to get 20,000 people home from Spain who are on their holidays today before midnight on Thursday. We had Simon Harris outlining why, having spoken to vintners why we’re going to close 7,000 pubs from today with 50,000 people losing their jobs as a result of that, albeit hopefully on a temporary basis.

“So we are living through extraordinary times. And what I would say to people is: be careful with where you get your news from. Because unfortunately there are people spreading false rumours. The number of people who called me last night to ask whether the country was going to go into lockdown at 11am this morning because of rumours that were spread on social media deliberately, I might add, by people trying to cause panic.

“People need to think carefully about how and where they get information and advice in times like we are now living in.”

Audrey Carville: “Well, let’s inform them then, this morning. Because it is that uncertainty of what is to come which is so hard for many of us to deal with. What can you tell us this morning about any plans you have, at this point, to escalate restrictions?”

Coveney: “Well, what I’ll say is that, you know, we will issue a very clear statement after the Cabinet sub-committee meeting today. If there are further decisions, on top of the decisions that have happened over the weekend, we will announce those. And we’ll do it, as I say, on the back of the advice of the chief medical officer and his public health team which is what we’ve done at every step of the, every stage of this process so far.

“But I don’t think you’re going to see any dramatic new decisions being made today. I think you’ll see a refining of existing decisions, trying to reassure and inform people who may be losing their jobs today, employers who are asking to help us with that.

“Again, to try to ensure consistency of income with a refund scheme that can allow employers essentially to continue to pay employees, even if they’re not coming to work for a period that can ensure that those employees continue to maintain a relationship with their employer and also to maintain income and ensure that both banks and the Government will ensure that, through a refund scheme and through increased flexibility and overdraft facilities that those kind of practical arrangements can happen.

“On the travel side, many people will have family in Spain on the Canary Islands or mainland Spain at the moment. We have an agreement with the Spanish government and with Aer Lingus and Ryanair, who have been fantastic over the last 24 hours, to continue a schedule of flights to get everybody who wants to come home home before late Thursday evening and I would encourage people to do that because the reality of what we’re seeing at the moment, in terms of aviation across the European Union, I don’t think there is any certainty beyond Thursday or Friday of this week, in terms of where planes will and won’t be flying, given the responses of individual countries right now.

“So, like with everything, we will try to keep the public as informed as we can and when there are actions the public needs to take, we will try to give clear instruction to help them make informed decisions.”

Carville: “And those people who you will attempt to bring home, hopefully everyone who wants to come home will get home before this Thursday night, what do they do when they get home? Do they have to self-isolate for 14 days?”

Coveney: “Yes, so when they come home to the airport, they will be met by health officials that will give them advice and what we’ve been saying is that for people coming from Italy or from Spain, where we have clear travel advice, in terms of saying non-essential travel, because of the pace of the spread of the virus in both of those countries, when people come home from those countries, they will be advised to restrict their movements and they’ll get very clear advice when they land in the airport.”

Carville: “Is it still safe to travel to the UK?”

Coveney: “Yes, I think it is but I think people should be cautious about travelling at all, right now. But there’s no reason to believe that the risk of contracting the virus is any higher in the UK than it is in Ireland. That’s the public advice that we have and I do want to say that we are not planning to close our airports, we are not planning to shut down flights between Ireland and the UK. That is not in the plan, despite what some people may have read on social media, on the back of false rumours.”

Coveney: “Ok, very good to talk to you…”

Listen back in full here

‘sup?

Janet writes:

No one is sneaking up on this isolated mutt…

Will O’Connell writes:

A worried-looking Geoffrey the Jack Russell longs for freedom….

Carlosfandango writes:

Hello fellow bunker dwellers. Little Miss Lette listening to her favourite Joy Division track. Sure what else would you be listening to?

Your pet in isolation to broadsheet@broadsheet.ie marked ‘My Pet In Isolation’.

Last Night: My Pet In Isolation

The shuttered Temple Bar pub this afternoon

This afternoon.

The Temple Bar, Temple Bar. Dublin 2.

All pubs, including hotel bars, have been asked to close from tonight until at least 29 March, in a bid to curb the spread of Covid-19.

The Government has also strongly advised against house parties while the pubs are closed

Health Minister Simon Harris said this shutdown of bars and pubs is not an excuse to have what he termed “Covid-19 parties”.

40 new cases of Covid-19 confirmed, pubs asked to close (RTÉ)

Last night: For Tomorrow We Die

Rollingnews

Get him.

Anyone?

Philip Boucher-Hayes

Meanwhile…