The Commission for Aviation Regulation is to meet today to discuss Ryanair’s decision to cancel dozens of flights daily for the next six weeks.
If you’re soon to be taking a flight
Keep your fingers crossed very tight
As quick cancellations
With weak explanations
Aren’t likely to bring you delight
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Above Saturn’s colourful sky
Cassini is saying goodbye
It enlightened us all
But now it must fall
And burn, and disintegrate, die.
John Moynes
Graph: Nasa
Anti=divorce poster during the 1995 referendum
It seems that we’re once more on course
For a rise in the rate of divorce
Why would man or wife
Seek a new way of life?
Overwork, it says here, is the source.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
The government is to be told
To raise the retirement threshold
The ESRI
Thinks there’s no reason why
We can’t squeeze some more work from the old.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
A Fianna Fáil politician has become embroiled in a ‘honeytrap’ blackmail plot
If you meet in a chatroom and click
And they ask for a pic of your dick
Then please be aware
That your online affair
May turn out to be merely a trick.
John Moynes
Broadcaster George Hook
That bilious broadcaster Hook
Has a rather old fashioned outlook
He once announced “I’m
Sure the victims of crime
Are to blame for the actions they took.”
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Some boffins in Belfield have said
They know why your nose yearns for bread
Its odours, in sum
Remind you of your mum
And make dopamine flow through your head
John Moynes
Pic: Shutterstock
Sharia Law is operating in Ireland and most of the political class either do not know or do not care. It is a subversion of our legal system
— Cllr Brian Murphy (@brianmurphycllr) September 5, 2017
The majority of the media in the Western world are cowards, most politicians are cowards and most of the artistic establishment are cowards.
— Cllr Brian Murphy (@brianmurphycllr) September 4, 2017
There should be visible armed police outside Leinster House (The Dail) due to the very real danger we unfortunately now face.
— Cllr Brian Murphy (@brianmurphycllr) September 6, 2017
On twitter it has come to light
That one councillor’s on the alt-right
Will Fine Gael let
This young martinet
Drag their name into the shite?
John Moynes
Minister for Health Simon Harris (right) wants to ban anonymous sperm donations
For fertility treatment we need
Anonymous donors of seed
Now young Simon asks
Them to take off their masks
But the doctors have all disagreed
John Moynes
Pics: Rollingnews/Shutterstock
UK Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn
Though Corbyn’s main course is complete
With some veg and an absence of meat
He avoids the extremes
For pudding, it seems
The cheese board’s still his favourite treat.
John Moynes
Pic: PA
