In politics life can be rough
And making ends meet can be tough
So let everyone say
Our betters need pay
And yet more pay, they don’t get enough.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
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An outdoors Australian loo
Has won an award for its view
It seems a nice sight
Makes having a shite
Much nicer, and I’m sure that’s true.
John Moynes
This is a small change, but a big move for us. 140 was an arbitrary choice based on the 160 character SMS limit. Proud of how thoughtful the team has been in solving a real problem people have when trying to tweet. And at the same time maintaining our brevity, speed, and essence! https://t.co/TuHj51MsTu
— jack (@jack) September 26, 2017
The vast class of people who tweet
Are in for an unwanted treat
Though Jack thinks it’s better
To double your letter
Count, users are rather downbeat.
John Moynes
North Korea’s Foreign Minister Ri Yong Ho
First Washington’s orange skinned bore
Took to twitter to cause an uproar
But then Ri Yong Ho
Threatened violence and so
The White House backed down from a war.
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
Following his defeat to Floyd Mayweather, Conor McGregor brought a bottle of ‘Notorious’ to the post fight press conference
If you’re fond of violence and booze
You mightn’t like this morning’s news
McGregor’s new drink
Looks like to sink
In a trademark fight he’s bound to lose.
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
North Korea leader Kim Jong Un denouncing US President Donald Trump in a television address yesterday
As tensions continue to soar
Our hero has let out a roar
His great words inspire,
He’ll tame Donald with fire
And the West doesn’t know what’s in store.
John Moynes
Pic: Korean Central News Agency
Arlene Foster, leader of the Democratic Unionist Party
The DUP leader Arlene
Is a caring and sharing cailín
But that Irish word
By her can’t be heard
Or she’ll have to kick up a scene
John Moynes
Rollingnews
US president Donald Trump addresses the UN General Assembly yesterday
It seems Donald isn’t a fan
Of our hero, the great Rocket Man
Now Trump and his gang
Want to blow up Pyongyang
Though I doubt he’s come up with a plan
John Moynes
Pic: Reuters
Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary at a press conference yesterday to explain flight cancellations
That outspoken businessman Mike
Faces news that he’s bound to dislike
He’s had to confess
That his roster’s a mess
Now his pilots are threatening to strike.
John Moynes
Rollingnews