A study by boffins has found,
That Ireland’s incredibly round,
I think, in their way,
They’re trying to say,
We’re dynamic and modern and sound.
John Moynes
Graphic: Independent.co.uk
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If you’re old and you need to keep fit,
But you’re not sure how to do it,
Make sure a robot,
Is something that’s not,
Lacking from your work out kit.
John Moynes
(Infocomm Development Authority of Singapore)
Playboy will no longer include,
Pictures of chicks in the nude,
But I really can’t say,
That there’s any way,
It will sell if it stops being lewd.
John Moynes
Ben and Candy Carson terrific. What about a real black President who can properly address the racial divide? And much else.
— Rupert Murdoch (@rupertmurdoch) October 8, 2015
Obama has taken some flack,
But he’s facing a novel attack,
From an old man from Oz,
Who’s agin him because,
He reckons he’s not really black.
John Moynes
Pic: SiriusXm
A Reenactment of the O Donovan Rossa funeral, O’Connell Street, Dublin in August
The centenary early next year,
May end up a little austere,
You’ll be working for pay,
The very next day,
So don’t go too hard on the beer.
John Moynes
(Sam Boal/RollingNews.ie)
Donald Trump at a rally in Tennessee on Saturday
Trump reckons there’ll always be one,
Mad genius with a gun,
What steps will he take,
For the schoolchildrens’ sake?
The answer, quite simply, is none.
John Moynes
(Marl Seleski/AP)
The naked burger mural in Brunswick, Melbourne, Australia
Though Australians can be quite rude,
They prefer their art not to include,
Some under dressed chums,
Showing boobies and bums,
And making a mess of their food.
John Moynes
Pic: Mike Makatron