It’s an outrage to be forced to stay,
At work looking busy all day,
So knock back a brew,
Then another, then two,
And drink till your head starts to sway.

John Moynes

Pic posed by model

In Killorglin they’re having a fair,
So they’ve hoisted a goat in the air,
A curious thing,
To do to a king,
But the goat really likes it, they swear.

John Moynes

Pic via kewblackcat

It’s not the first game for a phone,
Where shots are fired and bombs are thrown,
But blowing up schools,
Just breaks all the rules,
And it’s something no one should condone.

John Moynes

Next year will we be in the red?
There’s a chance, but I’m starting to dread,
That if a drink of water,
Costs more than it ought to,
I’ll stick to the whiskey instead.

John Moynes

(Photocall Ireland)

It’s lovely, I’m sure you’ll agree,
Some profits back at AIB,
Will we now create,
A safe bank for the state,
Or sell it cheap? Just wait and see.

John Moynes

(Sam Boal/Photocall Ireland)

It brings shame to our nation to see,
A man who was once a TD,
Locked up for a spell,
In a small prison cell,
Oh when will our Ivor run free?

John Moynes

(Sam Boal/Photocall Ireland)

Obama is taking a stand,
Against tax dodging companies and,
This will limit our scope,
For change and for hope,
And could see our exchequer crash land.

John Moynes

(GIS/Photocall Ireland)

It’s sad but we know we’ve all been,
A stroppy and late rising teen,
Now science proves that,
You weren’t just a brat,
But a slave to a misfiring gene.

John Moynes

Pic: Guardian

In the north all the poindexters will,
Wail and grow ever more shrill,
If you want big ideas,
From the great and wise,
Then stay far away from MacGill.

John Moynes

Pic Via Juno McEnroe

A much admired Senator, Ned,
Took the floor yesterday and then said,
That all will agree,
Those birds from the sea,
Have all decent folk seeing red.

John Moynes

(Haydn West/Photocall Ireland)