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The U.S. Capitol was evacuated last night after police identified an aircraft that they said posed “a probable threat”, but the plane was actually carrying members of the U.S. Army Golden Knights, who then parachuted into Nationals Park baseball ground for a pregame demonstration

Some people forgot to explain
That they’d be jumping our of a plane
Right over D.C.
Which made others flee
So next time I hope they’ll refrain

John Moynes

CNBC

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has spoken of his “humility” as he addressed MPs for the first time since receiving a fixed-penalty notice for breaching lockdown rules.

It’s agreed that the Tories of late
Have been in a sorry old state
But the man at the top
Refuses to stop
Avoiding what’s his rightful fate

John Moynes

Getty

Americans desperate for a canine companion during covid paid for imaginary pups

Some people who started to fret
About how to find the perfect pet
Saw pics of a pup
Which made them pay up
Even though there was nothing to get

John Moynes

ishutterstock.

Meanwhile…

Free tonight?

John Moynes hosts the first ‘Second Thursday‘ @The Wild Duck.

A new monthly night of laughter at the Wild Duck, Sycamore Street, Temple Bar Dublin 8.

Just a tenner on the door.

The Wild Duck