A second nest of snakes has been found dumped in North East England days after 13 royal pythons were found in the same spot.
Most people would think it a sin
To throw your old snake in the bin
But in Sunderland
They will do it and
Then come back with more of its kin
John Moynes
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If you’ve got a fair distance to go
There’s something you might want to know
Just one simple rule
To save money on fuel
On highways just drive rather slow
John Moynes
Pic: McQuinnConsulting
United States Attorney General William Barr (left) has sharply criticised President Donald Trump’s prolific Twitter habit
The US AG William Barr
Reckons some of his boss’s tweets are
A constant distraction
From Will’s legal action
As Trump’s rants can go much too far
John Moynes
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The number of insects splattered by cars has massively declined in Europe, boffins claim
It’s so hard to keep your car clean
When bugs crash into your windscreen
But as the world dies
There are far fewer flies
Now I bet you regret voting Green
John Moynes
Pic: Shutterstock
A threesome is the most common sexual fantasy among Americans, according to a survey by the Kinsey Institute
Now plenty of folk want to see
Their two in bed become three
Just get the rules straight
Before it’s too late
And real life ruins your fantasy
John Moynes
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Sinn Féin President Mary Lou McDonald at the General Election 2020 Count centre in the RDS, Dublin 4 on Sunday
We’ve now reached that odd moment when
The ballots are counted and then
They’ll feign a long talk
While planning to walk
Right back to the voters again
John Moynes
A Mexican art critic accidentally destroyed this €20k work (top) sparking a debate about what constitutes art
Some feather, a rock and ball
May not sound much like art at all
So at an art fair
The critic, Lésper
Caused the structure to have a big fall
John Moynes
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Ballot boxes ready to go to polling stations ahead of voting tomorrow in the Generel Election
Please think hard before you all choose
What to do with your ones and your twos
It’s important to note
That a later vote
Won’t decide who will win or who’ll lose
John Moynes
US President Donald Trump was acquitted on the two articles of impeachment against him
The result from the Senate is here
And exactly as many did fear
The Republicans stood
Up to say Trump is good
And he’ll now claim he’s in the clear
John Moynes
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House Speaker Nancy Peolosi tears US President Donald Trump’s State of the Union speech last night
Now it’s over to Washington where
Tempers have started to flare
And the Speaker has ripped
Up the President’s script
On the grounds that it’s only hot air
John Moynes
Pic: CNN
