Chef Marc Veyrat will try to force Michelin inspectors to hand over their confidential judging notes to explain why his restaurant was stripped of its coveted third star
A chef asks if Michelin are
Allowed to remove his third star
I think that’s it’s fair
To say I don’t care
The whole thing is sad and bizarre.
John Moynes
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‘Baby Yoda’ debuted on the new Disney Plus Star Wars series ‘The Mandalorian’
Disney’s new Yoda-based fad
Is driving its fanbase quite mad
And even the GIF
Kicked off a big tiff,
Which is over, but made many sad
John Moynes
Yesterday saw pro-democracy candidates win 90 per cent of seats in city elections, piling more pressure on Hong Kong leader Carrie Lam (above)
It’s all going dreadfully wrong
For the ruling class down in Hong Kong
The town made a choice
To speak with one voice
And Carrie Lam’s not looking strong
Johnn Moynes
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British soldiers at the junction of Moore Street and Parnell Street, Dublin 1 during the 1916 Rising. Cannabis plants worth an estimated €12,000 were found last week during searches in Moore Street buildings once occupied by the rebels
The heroes of Ireland agreed
A rising is just what we need
And the place where they planned
To make their last stand
Is currently used to grow weed
John Moynes
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Britain’s Prince Andrew, above with BBC journalist Emily Maitlis, will step down from Royal duties
Now Andrew’s decided to take
A long term professional break
Because being seen
With Jeffrey Epstein
Caused problems the prince cannot shake
John Moynes
Pic: PA
Beavers are to be introduced on land managed by the English National Trust as part of plans to ease flooding
Well nobody thinks that it’s good
When their house is subsumed by a flood
But it seems that the beaver
Could be the reliever
Of water in your neighbourhood
John Moynes
Pic: Wikimedia
The Japanese know what to do
To make their skin shiny and new
They go out and ask
For a Uguisu mask
Which covers their faces in poo
John Moynes
Alamy
From top: North Korea leader Kim Jong-un and US President Donald Trump: Trump’s tweet ‘defending’ Joe Biden
So Trump would like people to know
He doesn’t think Democrat Joe
Is a rabid cur
As it seems that Kim’s slur
Is further than Donald would go
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
Researchers have found that some people have more reason to doubt their fathers than others,
It’s enough to make someone quite mad
To find you have a secret dad
But in urban life
It seems many a wife
Is tempted to do something bad
John Moynes
Pic: Alamy
If you’ve ever wanted to know
Why a pigeon is short of a toe
Perhaps it lives where
People cut hair
Which can cause their digits to go
John Moynes
