Sir Graham Brady (left), the chair of the 1922 Committee, has received at least 48 letters from Conservative MPs calling for a vote of no confidence in Theresa May (right) as UK Prime Minister
A Tory grandee Graham Brady
Has given bad news to a lady
He’s got forty eight notes
So it’s time for some votes
And her future’s looking quite shady
John Moynes
Pic via Twitter
UK Labour Party MP Lloyd Russell-Moyle makes a Brexit protest in Britain’s House of Commons yesterday
Westminster’s a curious place
And the Brits are rather odd race
Their latest disorder’s
Not caused by hard borders
Just a chap with a five foot long mace
John Moynes
Former Ireland captain Brian O’Driscoll said taking the painkillers Difene and co-codamol “almost became like habit
On occasion a sporting type will
Need assistance from a little pill
To make sure the pain
Will recede once again
But too much will make you quite ill
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
Fine Gael TD Tom Neville (top) and as he appears in ‘Colour of Forgiveness’ (above)
A thespian Limerick TD
From the governing party, FG
Has started attracting
Attention by acting
In a movie for in-flight TV
John Moynes
Pics via Limerick Leader/’Colour of Forgiveness’
In Fingal folk wanted to see
The Dublin Bus route 40E
But it goes up a road
Where traffic once flowed
But very soon will cease to be
John Moynes
Lavish weddings have become the latest target for reform in China
A wedding’s a pricey day that
Can lead to a build up of tat
But once you are taught
Some Xi Jinping Thought
You’ll opt for a simpler format
John Moynes
Pic: South China Morning Post
258 runners were caught cheating in Shenzhen’s half marathon last Sunday
Could anything be as much fun
As a nice gentle thirteen mile run?
And if you find your feet
Are exhausted, just cheat
As hundreds of others have done
John Moynes
Pic: AP
Throwing your food in the bin
Is seen by the Greens as a sin
But now there’s a plan
To process your scran
And access the heat that’s within.
John Moynes
Pic: AP
A team with a tough match ahead
Got worried so one of them said
A player had died
Don’t worry, he lied
And it turns out nobody is dead
John Moynes
Fast track apartments announced by Minister for Housing Eoghan Murphy (above) may not be built until 2020
This morning the newspapers say
There’s going to be a delay
Before we build flats
Though I’m certain that’s
Something we’ll get round to, someday
John Moynes
