Singer songwriter David Kitt is leaving Ireland because the cost of living is too high
A talented singer named Kitt
Has asserted that Dublin’s a bit
Too pricey for art
To thrive in its heart
So with sadness he’s going to split.
John Moynes
Pic via David Kitt
President Michael D Higgins wants gambling removed from sport
Our president reckons it’s bad
If your sport is served up with an ad
That makes you place a bet
That you later regret
And an outright ban would make him glad
John Moynes
Monk Daniel Kimura said he deeply regretted swearing in one of the responses
Some Buddhist monks out in Japan
Came up with a badly flawed plan
They decided to get
Themselves on the net
But gave the job to the wrong man
John Moynes
Pic via Guardian
A mosaic image of the region on Mars where the presumed water (in blue) is.
They’ve found water under the ice
On Mars, so will this entice
Us to launch a new race
And journey to space
And live in a red paradise?
John Moynes
Image:: USGS Astrogeology Science Center
Friday’s blood moon will be the longest total lunar eclipse of the 21st century
The sky gazing boffins have said
That on Friday the moon will turn red
So what are the odds
That we’ve angered the gods
And that terror and panic will spread?
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
US Special Forces in Afghanistan have a dispensation to grow beards
In boot camp a yank’s face is cleared
Of the tiniest trace of a beard
But some troops are calling
This practice appalling
And say goatees are not to be feared
John Moynes
Pic: getty
This long stretch without any rain
Has left our supplies under strain
We’re facing the sight
Of no water at night
So we’ll just have to stick to Champagne.
John Moynes
Pic: Consumer Council of Water
The Imperial Russian Cruiser Dmitriy Donskoi rumoured to contain 200 tons of gold when it sank
If there’s truth in the tales that they’ve told
Some Koreans have found lots of gold
But you should beware
Of buying a share
Before we see what will unfold
John Moynes
Pic; Wikimedia
One company gives a great perk
Its staff all spend less time at work
So if you employ
Please help spread this joy
And don’t be a miserable jerk.
John Moynes
Pic: Shutterstock
There’s a boffin who has a conviction
That your earliest memory is fiction
But folks like to cleave
To the stories they weave
So telling them can cause some friction
John Moynes
Pic: Fotolia stock
