Look, you’ve been very good not mentioning it, but we feel it’s high time we all stopped ignoring the brightly-coloured elephant in the room.
That’s the one.
Hey, it’s Friday. We just thought we’d make the place look special.
Lurid? Oh that’s rich. Jesus, we spend all day slaving away at the internets, trying to make things – whatever – nice. Trying to make some kind of feckin’ differe…
(Promised ourselves we wouldn’t cry).
You know what? If you don’t like it, we’ll take it away and never speak of it again.
Well, say something, damn it.