Ahead of RTE’s new season launch.
The Monkey Tennis Challenge is back.
Please leave suggested shows below.
The best ideas will be included in a lovingly compiled alternative RTÉ Guide listings.
Previously: RTE Guide, Only Better
The RTE Monkey Tennis Challenge
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RTE One, tomorrow night.
The winners of our ‘Monkey Tennis’ challenge.
Crafted by hand by James M Chimney.
Following the announcement of RTE’s new show ‘Undercover Bishop’, some new programme ideas have emerged:
‘The Angelus Redux’ – the longer, uncut version of the popular teatime favourite. Contains more bongs, more pauses and extra stills of religious icons. (Joe Donnelly)
‘Christy Dignam’s Crazy World’ – Aslan front man host two hours of the most inane videos from the internet. Cats, Farting Dogs, Lana Del Ray (James M Chimney)
‘Sell Your Granny’ – Have you got it in you? Jackie Lavin hosts (Dougdawg).
‘My Left Footloose’ – Cerebral Palsy sufferers get to judge the dancing prowess of Ireland’s literary elite (Cionn)
‘Lady Gaa Gaa’ – A six part ground-breaking documentary series exploring the sometimes secret, sometimes violent, sometimes heartbreaking world of ladies inter-county camogie (James M Chimney)
Do you have a telly show idea that deserves to be heard? The 10 considered most-surreal-yet-plausible will become part of a soon-to-be lovingly-designed parody of the RTE Guide listings. Make your pitch below.
Lines Close at 1pm (Extended to 4.45pm).
UPDATE: And here are the winning entries: RTE Guide. Only Better