Wooo! YEAH, BABY!
What a Friday night it’s been! According to Tiancheng Luo’s clock, it’s nearly dawn.
Seriously, though, it’s all a bit of a blur. There was a queue outside Vodafone, right? And a bunch of weasels that looked like a willy? Lenny was in an elevator with Joni. And then your one from the Herald started a catfight?
Oh, we’re going to feel this tomorrow.
Ten Things You Will Overhear At The Leonard Cohen Concert.
10. ”We’re going both nights.”
9. ”Now, that‘s music.”
8. “Lenny thought Jeff’s version was better which is just so Lenny.
7. “These are great seats: I can see John Kelly crying.”
6. “Sssssh”
5. “It’s not a song. It’s a prayer.”
4. ” It’s about Joni Mitchell, she once…(rambling anecdote about The Chelsea Hotel, fellatio and an elevator).”
3. “You gotta hear that on vinyl.”
2. “And they say he’s depressing?!?
1. “Not as good as Kilmainham.”
A companion piece to the recent ‘Every Fag Smoked In The First Two Seasons Of Mad Men’ mashup. Don and the lads display their prodigious quaffing skills for your delectation.
HAHAHAAH! Having the craic! All of those people have sclerosis of the liver.
RTÉ Guide (facebook) Newlywed Amy Huberman will be among this week’s guests on ‘Saturday Night with Miriam’. She’s promised to tell all about her wedding to Brian O’Driscoll and their romantic honeymoon in Tanzania!
Saturday Night with Miriam’ airs on RTÉ One at 9:40pm.
Screw Lenny. We’re staying in.
(photo, probably not taken at the airport this morning, via, oh, have a guess)
They’ve just ruined iPhone Phriday.
Just leave him alone.
It’s about parish. It’s about pride. It may involve cankles.
Taken at 12 Noon today. No, us neither. But the Met say…
Saturday will be a fresh, breezy day with some bright or sunny spells. A scattering of showers will occur also and some will be heavy. Highest temperatures 16 to 19 in a blustery westerly wind.
Sunday will bring a few brighter spells but overall it’ll be fairly cloudy. Some showers or scattered outbreaks of light rain are likely also. Winds will be light, westerly turning northwesterly. Highest temperatures will range 16 to 20 degrees. Sunday night should be mainly dry with clear spells leading to some mist and fog patches. Bank holiday Monday will start dry with some sunny spells but it will turn cloudier from the west during the day.
“They’re replacing me with a woman that doesn’t even speak English.”
This is a Zonkey.
A DUBLIN woman who exposed herself to staff at a fast food restaurant in full view of gardai had been out drinking following a family tragedy, a court heard.
Woman was flashing in Supermac’s (Herald.ie)
“As if eating in Superknac’s wasn’t awful enough, without an extra
helping of kebab with plenty of mayo and a slice of blue waffle for
dessert. The correct response to the death of your brother is, of
course, to go around flashing your vagina at culchies clutching their
snack box and portion of burger sauce whilst dreaming of the bog hole
they call home. That said, I have only ever gone to a Supermac’s in
search of bloody violence, never to eat or grieve. I remember being
trapped in the one on O’Connell Street a few years ago at 4am while a
gang of maniacs repeatedly tried to kick the door in. I kept thinking,
as last meals go, chilli fries aren’t the worst.”
Later,
Dom
Slide across (or if you’re on an iPhone just lightly caress) the arrows.
Can you see Karl? Someone‘s been shopping in Uniqlo.
(All pix by Photocall Ireland)
It’s so funny because it’s true.
“Neither wind, nor rain nor fanboys dissuaded me….
Shiny and covered in paw marks already. FaceTime is a waste of time. The killer app that is for your other half to demand it be turned on to prove you’re not in the pub/hotel room/bathing house, etc.”
At least the phones weren’t in short supply.
