Monthly Archives: September 2010

Only kidding.

He actually asked: “Why does every plane have two pilots?”

To which you might reasonably splutter: “WTF? What the…How the? What if?”

Stop worrying.

Michael has a plan.

“One member of the cabin crew on all Ryanair flights would be trained to land a plane. If the pilot has an emergency, he rings the bell, he calls her in. She could take over.”

Yes. We’re all going to die.

O’Leary Ponders One Euro Toilets, Standing Passengers (Bloomberg)

(Photocall Ireland)

The Orange Order appear to have won a two-year copyright fight to keep their superhero mascot, Diamond Dan The Orange Man (as this poster – via Clark Hazard – would suggest).

Dan is named after one of the Order’s founding members, Dan Winter – the Diamond refers to the Institution’s formation at the Diamond, Loughgall, in 1795.

His Superpowers include being able to hit a Lambeg drum by just staring at it.

Apparently run by a couple of lads in Kilmainham, Alpha Male Undies doesn’t sell your ordinary, common or garden trollies.

No sir. We’re talking ‘ball lifters’, ‘cock rings’ and ‘slip pouches’ here.

In short, the kind of grundies favoured by lads from Belmayne.

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