NB: Attempting to do this with a five euro note will require prior approval from the IMF.
30 Cool Things You Can Make With A Dollar (Debt Management)
NB: Attempting to do this with a five euro note will require prior approval from the IMF.
30 Cool Things You Can Make With A Dollar (Debt Management)


In20YearsTime brings you the faces of 2030, today.
More zombified than aged really, but still good fun.
Upload and transformation takes about 10 seconds. Any image will do: your face, your cat’s face, your arse, anything at all.
Because, you know, we’re not highly paid. And we’re not feeling enormously positive. And it’s actually a little more complex than you make out.
Just saying stuff like ‘Yes, We Can’ and asking: “Why is there so much anger out there?” and “let’s have some good news’ makes us want to smash our radios into our own faces
The problem is you are not even remotely angry.
Also, the people you meet around Ireland are friendly and welcoming to you because you are on the telly. It’s like the Queen. She thinks the world smells of fresh paint.
(Photocall Ireland)
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTxmTTisThY&feature=player_embedded#!
Dad, could you build me an elaborate Rube Goldberg style one-inch diameter marble run around the top of my bedroom?
Sure, son.
Previously: The luckiest boy scout in the world
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXOKtr3lDOY&feature=player_embedded
We have no idea. If anyone has any suggestions…
Having invited Brian Cowen onto his show for the umpteenth time in three years, and had the invitation turned down yet again, Vincent Browne turned up at the press conference in Government Buildings last night and comprehensively pwned the taoiseach.
The highlights:
VB: You don’t think that you’ve contributed to the screwing up of this country?
BC: I don’t accept your contention – the premise of your question – that I am the bogey-man you’re looking for, no.
VB: Who else in public office bears anything like the responsibility for the devestation caused to this country than you?
BC: I don’t accept that…etc.
VB: The reality is – and everybody but you seems to know this – you’re a liability, not just to your party, not just to your government, but to the country, because nobody believes you…people know you’re the guy most responsible for the chaos that’s been caused. Don’t you owe it as an act of patriotism to the Irish people to get out now?
BC: Sorry Vincent I don’t accept the premise of what you’re saying…
You will recall Vincent handed Bertie Ahern his own ass in 2007:
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6tQN6H_tVY
Meanwhile, back in the editing room.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdjLBXlieI0
Welcome to paradise. Mind the corpses on your way out.