Priest [Father Martin McVeigh, above] attaches USB stick to laptop to give presentation to parents [of children at a primary school in County Tyrone] for Holy Communion. Laptop auto loads memory stick which shows gay porn images. Priest removes USB stick and runs out of room.
“Twenty minutes later he returned, he continued with the meeting and wrapped up by saying that the children get lots of money for their Holy Communion and should consider giving some of it to the church.”
What a recovery!
Monthly Archives: April 2012
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Yes.
The spuds are possessed.
Bringing new meaning to the phrase “potato famine,” Belfast filmmaker John Clerkin has invented my new favorite Irish monster: the blood-drinking potato. In modern Ireland, potato eats you! Yes, the jokes just keep on coming, and that’s pretty much the point in Clerkin’s lo-fi flick about a GMO potato that gets you high — and then makes you kill!


The incredible x-ray style of UK graffiti artist SHOK-1
4.30pm and this asshole is taking a piss in the middle of Temple Bar. Pub with toilet right behind him. twitter.com/Garrison29/sta…
— Gareth Naughton (@Garrison29) April 2, 2012
Some of the 300 delegates (representing 250,000 students) at the Union of Students in Ireland annual congress in the Carlton Shearwater Hotel, Ballinasloe, Co Galway, which started today. President Higgins addresses the gathering on Wednesday.
Sez Ronan Costello, editor of Trinity College Dublin’s University Times:
USI president Gary Redmond (above) opened Congress by berating Minister for Education Ruairí Quinn for cancelling his scheduled address at the last minute.
“Minister, why won’t you come an explain yourself?” said Redmond as he asked why Quinn was happy to pose for the signing of a pledge not to raise the student contribution before the general election, but wasn’t prepared to defend the U-turn he made when he got into office.
Pics by Conor McCabe
You’re just experiencing a little microsaccade overload is all.
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The indie pic ‘Jobs’ directed by Joshua Michael Stern starts production in May starring Ashton Kutcher as Jobs.
Sony Pictures is currently developing its own Steve Jobs pic, based on the biography by Walter Isaacson.
Two different Jobs jobs entirely.
Ashton Kutcher is Not Playing Walter Isaacson’s Steve Jobs (TechFortune)

President Higgins visited the Streetline Residential Project, in Dublin City centre, this afternoon. and met neighbours, top pic, from left, Margaret Rafteo and Akinwande Akinola, who presented his music CD to Squee.
(Sasko Lazarov/Photocall Ireland)





