The Clinton ‘rick off has ended.
His rhetoric sparkles and fizzes
So fast they forget where his jizz is.
He captures their hearts,
Then he spurts and departs,
While they’re still ascertaining what “is” is.
[To be read in the voice of Gerry Adams]
‘Tis a rule, no, some say a corollary
Espoused by folk wise, sage and scholarly:
Though his policy’s thin
Obama could win,
But not without Bolly and Holary.