stephanierocheStephanie Roche

In Texas a proud soccer coach,
Has announced that he’s managed to poach,
With offers of cash,
From the rich Houston Dash,
Our number one footballer, Roche.

John Moynes

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6 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

    1. Nice Anne (Dammit)

      That goal was a great kick teamed with excellent timing and fair oppertunity.

      Some people have to train very hard and still never approximate that amount of “luck”. How is the view from your sofa today?

      Got any vids to upload of you scoring goals that involved this degree of “luck”??

    2. Mikeyfex

      No denying the quality of the touches but any shot at goal is hit with hope. I should know; one of the lowest scoring midfielders ever to grace a football pitch. You’d be a fool not to have me on your fantasy team for assists alone though, everybody, just so you know.

      Further to that though, is she our best footballer? I don’t know, genuine question. I mean, Trevor Sinclair scored my favourite ever FA Cup goal. I suppose the people running these clubs aren’t idiots, basing a contract on a single goal.

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