There’s something I think I should say,
Before you devour your five a day,
The wrong kind of fruit,
Could empty your flute,
And scare half your sperm cells away.
John Moynes
(Telegraph)
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There’s something I think I should say,
Before you devour your five a day,
The wrong kind of fruit,
Could empty your flute,
And scare half your sperm cells away.
John Moynes
(Telegraph)
So instead of needing to pay
Quite a lot for a vasectom-ay
Just go down to the store
and eat sprayed fruit galore?
Is it more than an apple a day?
Bananas will make you shoot blanks,
And your jizz will give apples no thanks,
So it’s better to say,
Eat no fruit per day,
To power up all of your wanks.
Monsanto are trying to control
The results of you getting your hole
To reduce reproduction
Is their hidden function
Hidden inside a fig roll.
Fancy a quickie? I’ve had my five a day btw.
Remember to choke out the tank,
With your partner, a friend or a wank,
You’ll keep your sperm numbers up,
With a regular tug,
For pleasure or down the sperm bank !