A Limerick A Day



Tour de France 2015 winner Chris Froome in Paris yesterday

A Kenyan-born Brit called Chris Froome,
Took his bike for one hell of a zoom,
From Holland to France,
But his speedy advance,
Was drug-enhanced, many assume.

John Moynes


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18 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Mick

    Lot of suspicion about Froome but some of the stuff he endured on the tour was disgusting. Cup of wee thrown at him, being spat at and verbally abused, Richie Port getting punched in the ribs.

  2. Mr. Camomile T

    It’s great that we have so many doping experts on hand to call out the cheaters these days. See you all again next July.

  3. fluffybiscuits

    Oh Broadsheet what are you like
    Writing Limericks about this British tyke
    The rumours are unfounded
    The bloke seems grounded
    So kindly go off on yer bike!

  4. Davos

    All bikers are now viewed with suspicion,
    That they chemically enhanced their nutrition.
    But who can be sure,
    That their blood is impure.
    It’s based not on fact, intuition.

    1. mauriac

      drugs in cycling really are a menace
      but no one mentions the tennis
      or maybe those huge rugby blokes
      or the nice GAA folks
      might take a notion
      to neck magic potion

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