Requiem For A Dream

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With a pair of snooze-friendly SleepAngel™ pillows to giveaway we asked you: can you recall your last major dream?

You answered in your sleepy tens.

Runners up

Anna Brid: “The last major dream I can recall involved….. dreaming that i had forgotten how to do long division. When i woke up, it was true!”

Laszlo: “The last major dream I can recall involved the Leaving Certificate again. My first day of showing up was the day it started, and pass all subjects or all subsequent degrees etc would be voided. It wasn’t pleasant. None of this would have happened had I been in the warm embrace of a SleepAngel™ pillow.”

Hank: “The last major dream I can recall involved myself and Twink trying to find our way out of a Hall of Mirrors. We’d happened upon one another as we each tried to find a way out and I remember feeling closer and closer to her as we got more and more frustrated as, each time we turned a corner, we were greeted with an increasingly grotesque version of ourselves staring back at us. After what seemed like an eternity, I thought I heard muffled voices at the other side of one of the mirrors and realising that must be the exit, I frantically grabbed Twink’s hand and, elated, we raced toward the exit.
Once outside, the relief that our ordeal had ended hit us and we fell into each other’s arms in a dizzying, intoxicating embrace. Finally relaxing our embrace, but with her hand still entangled in mine, I realised that there were quite a few people gathered in the vicinity of the exit and they all seemed to be staring at us with a mixture of horror and fascination. Some pointed phones at us. Others just pointed.
It was at that point that I awoke with a start. The dream still swimming through my mind, I knew I must connect somehow with Twink, to see if she felt it too.
“Maybe she’s on Facebook” I thought, frantically reaching for my laptop.
It was a Dell.
And that was when it hit me – it had always been Adele.”

Eleanor Murphy: “The last significant dream i had was having a large spot on my arm and when i finally popped it, what i can only describe as a boiled egg came out, fully formed but sans shell. I distinctly remember dream self being “WFT!???”

Winner

SuperElectric: “The last major dream I can recall involved me winning two SleepAngel pillows, but everyone knows dreams don’t come through… or do they?”

Thanks all.

SleepAngel

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12 thoughts on “Requiem For A Dream

  1. Bort

    You’re kidding right? Hanks is the greatest entrant to any competition ever? SuperElectric is clearly a plant! Everyone knows Twink’s real name is Adele King right?

  2. badatmemes

    I can’t sleep.
    These comments have me in a turmoil.
    I’m tossing over and over again.

    What’s this thread about?
    Anyone?

    1. badatmemes

      It’s okay.
      I just read ‘Hank’s’ piece now.
      I’m czalm.

      I’m stepping away slowly, walking backwards, ..
      I’m stepping away…

      It was Carp.
      Utter carp.

      Not ‘carp’, ‘carp’. Dammit…CARP. I give up…

  3. badatmemes

    But seriously folks, what’s the point in winning a pillow that you can’t putbyour head on without remembering that a few expertsvoff the internet think younhave Hank’s pillow.
    The sound echoes…HANK, hank, hank…

    -way to ruin a prize. Congratulate yourselves.

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