If you have a daughter or son,
And they don’t think religion is fun,
Then show them this sign,
God’s word’s now online
With emojis you’ll have their hearts won.
John Moynes
Pic: bibleemoji
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Everything. As It Happens.
The Bible is more about death, brimstone and all that… so, where’s the malevolent God emoji?
Hardcore Christians only get off on the Old Testament.
NT is for pussies.
Pippedy poppedy, play me a pin
Here i wash and here i spin
Heres the door i must get in
When i got in i couldnt get out
I fell in the fire and burnt my snout
What in the name of flippitey flap was that?
It wasn’t a limerick.
You aren’t even trying….It’s just like your videos…
Your attitude may be an affront.
Or maybe it;s your ‘time of the month’.
But LJG guy
I do not know why
You my kind of a kind of a count
That’s a limerick.
My worst one ever, but what the hell…Broadsheet…Ha, who cares?