Not every day you get “thrown” out of your allotted area cause you and your friends are a “security risk”. Thanks #Bono #U2
— Sophie Gustafson (@SophieGustafson) May 29, 2016
A golfer who went to a gig
Turned out to be slightly too big
To let Bono see
So his security
Moved her from in front of his wig.
John Moynes
Pic: Sophie Gustafson
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I know who I’d rather play a round with
She moved out of the way for a runt
Who thought he would take a punt
On being totally mean
So he could see Springsteen
Which proves Bono is a ….
..a fan who’s quote keen.
Obviously that’s the rhyme you were looking for. Family show.
My coffee hasnt kicked in yet…
You’re not great at the aul limericks, Moyest.
Is this your subtle way of telling me you’re on the judging panel for yesterday and I’m not getting a t-shirt?
She’s awesomely hot. I would have noooo problem with her standing in front of me
Well it was 22C yesterday..if I stood on front of you I would have been hot too…
Where I am it is peeing rain and 17deg. But the photo is still hot
“Hey my VIP isn’t as Very as that guy’s VIP”.
Some people will never be happy.
What a pox
Just to clarify for everyone that was not at the show on Sunday:
Bono was very blatantly reading the lyrics from the teleprompter for the one verse that he sang. He then started leading a chant during Nils Lofgren’s solo. Bono then tried at least 3 times to count the band back in to a chorus after the solo, each time was premature and it put everyone in the band off kilter.
It was like a bad karaoke performance and he was an embarrassment to behold.
Ireland’s drunk uncle that your mom says you have to invite to everything.
If I had paid €100 or so to see The Boss I would not be happy to see that pin eyed squirt Bono on stage.
It was quite disappointing to be honest.
To be fair to the little guy, we only have one side of the story here.
Bet you’re one of those Michael O’Leary cheerleaders. A peasant championing his masters.
No matter how thin the pancake, it always has two sides.
Make Bono History.
I like it! In fact, I’m making a sign to wave on Grafton Street on Christmas Eve.
Twit
That didn’t actually happen though. Read her full story before making comments. She should not have been in that area anyway.
“That didn’t actually happen though”
Yes it did happen. It’s no big deal, it’s just Bono being the tool that he always is.
Bono is still a pox