Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton ahead of last night’s US Presidential Debate
I stayed up late into the night
To see a magnificent sight
Each of the pair
Had incredible hair
And one spoke incredible shite.
John Moynes
Pic: Associated Press
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When asked how long it takes to get his hair styled, Mr Trump said that he had no idea as he is never there.
ba-dum TISHHHHH
American political-smiles are so creepy. Like, no one actually smiles like that in real life. It has to hurt.
Imagine Enda or Meeeeeeehawl gurning like Romney or the likes.
the Smiler.
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Change the ‘one’ to ‘both’ in the last line
Both are complete sociopaths and on balance Clinton is probably the more dangerous.https://youtu.be/vqYJRc0TJkQ
trump is unqualified
One is a gameshow host and failed business man, the other has been in politics her whole life. One is clearly qualified and one clearly hasn’t a clue what he’s doing. Consider during their first debate he also gloated about not paying income tax, it’s obvious he’s more dangerous through sheer incompetence.
Take yer pick America. TV reality clown or warmongering criminal?
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Neither is a good choice but I suspect President Trump would have us all longing for the peace-loving cerebral leadership of Bush Jnr (by comparison).
I was in Philadelphia back in 07/08 – I was for Hilary – Barack came from nowhere – Great, first Black Prez – she would’ve been the first Woman Prez? This time it’s kinda tits up! Trump is ahead in the polls? Hilary isn’t up to the job? I think that if it were a GAA match – it would be called a draw. The ball would be then thrown in!