Frenchwoman Dominique Douthe (above) is being taken to court for boisterous quacking by her gaggle of geese and ducks

There are times when I would love a chance
To retire to the country in France
But if I can’t get peace
From loud ducks and geese
Then I’d like to be warned in advance

John Moynes

Pic: Getty

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