“A Very Covid Christmas” – wow! Just sent to me the script for the Christmas play next week in Irish kid’s school
– some excerpts attached! 😯(and no, I’m not joking – parents sending in complaints immediately) pic.twitter.com/ocpiqsWJDG
— Ivor Cummins (@FatEmperor) December 2, 2020
Good grief.
Saoirse in the lead?
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Ivan knows it’s a made up children’s play right?
No Jimmy, it’s clearly a sales pitch by Big Pharma and is brainwashing our children.
Damn those Madison Avenue fiends. They got me again.
Frightening children that christmas is cancelled? Sure you’re lovely lads.
Have you ever seen a school Christmas play? 90% of the time the plots are about Christmas in danger of being cancelled. And about 90% of the parents in the audience are rooting for the cancellation.
It’s funny because it’s true!
Maybe the writers were trolling you Nigel?
Not me, I love Christmas. Go Pfizer!
Someone is drinking the kool-aid! But who makes the kool-aid and what’s in it?
ahahahahaha
Yes Ivor, it’s outrageous. I’d never heard of Pfizer until a few weeks ago and now I’m seeing them everywhere! Suddenly all of these big brands telling us what to do, how to think, it’s like as if all of this is in fact a big global play and we’re the silly little pawns.
Never heard of Pfizer? Were you alive in the late 90s? They invented boner pills and just about every second joke on TV was about them or Bill Clinton’s sex scandal. Sometimes they were in the same joke.
Wow, big Pharma forcing our country to take the vaccine and prevent ourselves from catching Covid. Surley a whiff of sage and a few drops of nettle juice under the tongue would be enough?
Good headline, terrible take.
What a sec – I thought this was a deadly serious disease?
1.4 Million dead, long covid, killing young and old alike, gasping for air etc…
Make up yer minds lads.
Yeah, mocking an internet fella for making a big deal about a school play totally dismisses all the seriousness of the Covid pandemic.
Is everything about you Bertram…?
The organisers of the play chief – they’re not taking Covid19 serious.
Not you. I know how serious you are about this. :-(
Well, I suppose it’s no different to the Holocaust Holiday Hoedown special they had in Dec 1945
No difference at all in fact. None. Exact same.
That was great wasn’t it.
Up there with the Star Wars holiday special ;)
Would jokes about the Holocaust prove that it wasn’t a horrible atrocity?
Do you know any?
Good ones like?
I’ll just check the script of the last school play I attended, it had loads of them.
..Springtime for Hitler written by escaped Nazi Franz Liebken.
(the producers with broderick and lane on b’way was very good)
LoL
Good comeback in fairness ;P
Touché Nigellus
…ah here Ivor…why pick on Pfizer…sure if it wasn’t for Pfizer a lot of people would have had nothing to play with on Xmas morning…
Only once a year?
reminds me of dara o brian story when he was filming for BBC1. The script had a reference to the irish famine. And they told Dara that they would take it out as it could be seen as offensive to the Irish. Dara responded that it was over150 yrs ago. he thinks we have gotten over it.
i think you can joke about anything. its because of sensitive viewers that complain for the reason you cant joke about most things.
You would think we have it so good in the world, if this is the type of things
What is his issue exactly here?
That guy is such an ass, maybe he could feature in the nativity as the donkey