Spotify has begun removing music by Neil Young (right) after the rock star called for the streaming platform to choose between him and podcaster Joe Rogan (left)

There was a Young fellow called Neil
Who just couldn’t see the appeal
Of some guy called Joe
Who still doesn’t know
That Covid and vaccines are real

John Moynes


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52 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

    1. JDizzle

      Yeah he knows it’s real, sure he went through a period of testing everyone that came into his studio. He’s a bell end, and also the worst comedian I’ve ever listened to, where he got the idea that he was funny I’ll never know.

          1. The Millie Obnoxious™

            I think that’s just how he speaks? If so, can you imagine listening to an hour of him waffling on.

            Thanks, but I’d rather take a pliers to my ears

        1. JDizzle

          He actually calls himself a comedian first. He talks about shows he’s done in which he was “Killing it” in how he describes it. He used to have some good episodes which were interesting, but now it’s just mad stuff.

      1. Micko

        “Last week, Stern stated that those who refuse the COVID vaccine should be refused hospital treatment.”

        Yes. Totally stable and we should be totally listening to this absolutely vile repugnant man.

        I’m not a big fan of Howard Stern either… ;P

        1. johnny

          WTF Micko,make your mind you ya big girl,last week it was Johnny Johnny leave me alone,stop commenting on my diatribes,now your sliding in under one my comments like we old pals,11 million listens for Rogan,nowhere near your numbers,but then your prone exaggeration.

  1. RuilleBuille

    Rogan claimed he had the virus and used this claim to promote animal deworming products as cures for COVID. As anti-science as you can get.

    1. Cui Bono?

      He was prescribed Ivermectin for humans (not the animal version) by his doctor and he got rid of all symptoms in a few days. Do you even know what the word science means?

      1. Kim The Cardassian

        Most people clear of the majority of Covid symptoms in less than a few days without the need for horse medicines.

        1. Cui Bono?

          I know and they also do it without the need for vaccines too.

          I wouldn’t take ivermectin or a vaccine for covid. No need for either.

          It’s not a horse medicine BTW. There’s a human version of it.

          1. Nigel

            But people in the US were so convinced of its magical properties they took the horse version of it, hence the joke, you see? Thats why everybody calls it horse medicine? Did you not know that? Didn’t ya?

          2. SOQ

            Anyone still referring to Ivermectin as a horse medicine at this stage is either a pharma shill, or thick as two planks.

          3. Nigel

            They took horse medicine. Actual horse medicine.
            Anyone taking any form of it as a treament for covid as an alternative to vaccination is a victim of misinformation, but the ones who took horse medicine are a breed apart.

          4. Nigel

            Yes. You’re sitting there laughing at a potato you’ve named after me. No, wait, that passed over from funny to sad.

    2. Mr.T

      Ivermectin is also used to treat humans for parasites and other ailments – mostly in the developing world.
      Its been used and proven safe for consumption for decades.

    1. Ian-oG

      Joe Rogan is Goop for incels.

      They adore him, I wouldn’t be in the least bit surprised to see one take a bullet for their objet d’amour.

        1. TenPin Terry

          This Potato insult is a new one on me but sounds like I could add to my arsenal of cutting jibes and witty bon mots on here.
          What is its meaning exactly ?

          1. Johnny-ny.

            ….it’s best said in a condescending Brit accent to the irish,like Paddy,try Spud next time that works too….

          2. TenPin Terry

            Well that rules me out on both counts jungleman but what exactly does it mean and does it pertain only to Ireland ?
            If that’s the case I shan’t use it as it may offend some of my Irish chums on here.
            Can’t be having that.
            I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night.

  2. bisted

    …Ah Moynsey it cannot be true
    You’ve gone against the Broadsheet view
    By taking this stance
    You’re guilty of malfeasance
    So get in the NPHET queue*

    *Bring Your Own Rope

  3. SOQ

    Everyone under 30: who’s Neil Young?

    Everyone age 31-60: didn’t know Neil Young was still alive.

    Everyone 61+: What’s Spotify?

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