Analysis of the electrical signals fungi send to one another has identified patterns that bear a striking structural similarity to human speech
Some boffins decided to see
If they could decode the fungi
As they claim the mushroom
Spends its whole life on Zoom
Which seems a bit trippy to me
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I keep hearing voices.
That’s what makes you such a fungi….
I’ll get my coat.
there’s not mushroom for anything else.
The vegan menu just got that bit more restrictive