Author Archives: John Moynes

Minister for Health Simon Harris (right) wants to ban anonymous sperm donations

For fertility treatment we need
Anonymous donors of seed
Now young Simon asks
Them to take off their masks
But the doctors have all disagreed

John Moynes

Pics: Rollingnews/Shutterstock

UK Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn

Though Corbyn’s main course is complete
With some veg and an absence of meat
He avoids the extremes
For pudding, it seems
The cheese board’s still his favourite treat.

John Moynes

Pic: PA

Anti-Brexit Conservative MEP Charles Tannock

Charles Tannock was wont to exhort
His countrymen all to support
The cause of Remain
So to temper his pain
He’s picked up a brand new passport.

John Moynes

Pic: PA

From left: Brexit secretary David Davis and EU chief negotiator Michel Barnier in Brussels yesterday

In Brussels the British revealed
They won’t keep their land border sealed
May said “Give them hell”
But then Dave met Michel
And promptly proceeded to yield.

John Moynes

Pic: Getty

Pollution on the Tolka at Drumcondra’s Griffith Park, Dublin 9 in 2014

For years now out waters have been
So dirty it’s downright obscene
It can’t be disputed
They’re far too polluted
Oh when will our rivers run clean?

John Moynes

Pic via Ciaran Cuffe

 Joshua Witt (above) has been arrested after admitting he made up knife attack

An American simpleton, Witt
Has proved he’s a bit of a tit
When the tale of his time
As a victim of crime
Went viral, but failed to cut it.

John Moynes

Montage via Gizmondo

Intrepid pet dogs in San Francisco have littered the beach site of a Neo Nazi rally

On the west coast they know what to do
When facing a foul nazi crew
They’re getting their mutts
To load up their butts
And cover the whole place in poo.

John Moynes

Pics; Reuters