Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall at the Rugby World Cup Final 2015
Old Rupert and young Jerry Hall,
Have news that may just appall,
His newspaper’s said,
That the pair will be wed,
Which is charming, not creepy at all.
John Moynes
(Getty)
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Us Earthlings are left feeling low,
As Ziggy’s decided to go,
Back to outer space,
To rejoin his race,
And put on a heavenly show.
John Moynes
Jimmy King
Loudspeakers facing North Korea at a South Korea border post
They’re jealous of those on the top,
So Seoul is now blasting K-pop,
Right over the border,
It’s right out of order,
And petty. They really should stop.
John Moynes
(Associated Press)
The markets have had quite a scare,
About China, a big country where,
Things are going wrong,
From Beijing to Hong Kong,
A problem they’re willing to share.
John Moynes
(Reuters)
Daniel O’Donnell fan David Marks
Anything good in the Plymouth Herald?
A loyal Daniel O’Donnell fan has been left distraught after finding out that his idol won’t be coming to Plymouth on his 2016 tour.
David Marks (above) has been a fan of the Irish singer since the young age of 14…As the 18-year-old eagerly anticipated O’Donnell’s tour dates for this year, he was shocked to find that the country singer didn’t have Plymouth on his tour list.
The teen said it would “ruin his life” if he couldn’t see Daniel this year, and with the closest venue being Bristol’s Colston Hall to see the famous singer, David feels the trip would be near impossible for him to make.
#DanielForPlymouth2016
Daniel O’Donnell superfan, 18, says Plymouth tour snub has ‘ruined my life’ (Plymouth Herald)
Members of Renua, including leader Lucinda Creighton (centre), at the party’s General Election 2016 manifesto launch in Smock Alley Theatre, Dublin yesterday
Lucinda thinks tax on your car,
Mercedes, Rolls, or Jaguar,
Should go, but the fool,
Wants to raise tax on fuel,
And Newry is not very far.
John Moynes
Mark Stedman/Rollingnews
That outrageous fellow Keith Flint,
Took his horse for a New Year’s Day sprint,
And though he’s denied,
That anything died,
Some people just won’t take the hint.
John Moynes
(Getty)
Tommy Maloney’s Irish sausages
On every American fork,
This Christmas there’ll be Irish pork,
And jam, scones and tea,
Will fill paddies with glee,
In Los Angeles and in New York.
John Moynes
