West Tyrone MLA Barry McElduff
On the second day of burgergate,
A Shinner stepped up to the plate,
But was it for this,
Type of taking the piss,
That so many men met their fate?
John Moynes
(Belfast Newsletter)
Author Archives: John Moynes
Former GAA referees chief Pat McEnaney
A GAA referee Pat,
Has said that he’s fairly sure that,
Up in Ballymun,
They headbutt for fun,
And he’s kicked off an unseemly spat.
John Moynes
(RTÉ)
McDonald’s new McMór ‘artisan’ burger
You’re a hipster, and therefore a fan,
Of hard-to-get organic scran,
You’re bound to deplore,
The so-called McMór,
As it’s never met an artisan.
John Moynes
(McDonald’s)
Apparently some people think,
That humans can live without drink,
And not just survive,
But actually thrive,
Their brains all must be on the blink.
John Moynes
(RollingNews.ie)
Minister for Defence Simon Coveney launching a Army recruitment campaign
So Coveney is now rather keen,
To dress up more women in green,
Let’s face it, it’s fun,
To carry a gun,
But the wages are said to be mean.
John Moynes
(RollingNews.ie)
Chess piece-sized crooner Chris De Burgh
This morning’s news may just appall,
If you know a man who is small,
He’s bound to delight,
In starting a fight,
So stick with a chap who is tall.
John Moynes
Pic: Independent.co.uk
Usain Bolt after winning the 100m gold at the World Athletics Championship last night
In China our hero Usain,
Went out and made it quite plain,
When he’s in a race,
Will he takes second place?
That’s so silly it’s almost insane.
John Moynes
Diego Azubel/EPA
Our favourite American dope,
Has just had a pop at the Pope,
It’s a terrible sin,
And if they let him win,
The Republicans haven’t a hope.
John Moynes
(CNN)