A funeral in Handan, Hebei province, China earlier this year
In China the comrades have found,
That when putting folk in the ground,
You may throw a party,
But don’t get too tarty,
As stripping’s considered unsound.
John Moynes
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Dr William O’Connor, of UCD
A senior lecturer, Bill,
Thinks marriage equality will,
Do something uncanny,
To your luxury granny,
Which sounds rather panicked and shrill.
John Moynes
(UCD)
RTÉ’s Ryan Tubridy and Miriam O’Callaghan
If you like to sit down and see,
Fine programming on your TV,
Remember the stars,
All deserve nicer cars,
And go pay off your license fee.
John Moynes
(Photocall Ireland)
Catherine McGuinness (right) and community garda Kerrie Sullivan yesterday
We’ll see whinging and quite a few tears,
As the No side face all their worst fears,
They’re bound to object,
That’s it’s just not correct,
For the guards to be nice to the queers.
John Moynes
(Pat Sharpe)
The hard-working broadcaster Pat,
Has enraged people who believe that,
He said Donegal folks,
Were all lazy yokes,
But they’re tired now, they’ll leave it at that.
John Moynes
(Sasko Lazarov/Photocall Ireland)
On Countdown some folks find it hard,
To put something long on their card,
But only the thick,
Would reach for their dick,
In an effort to shock the old guard.
John Moynes
(Telegraph)
It’s time we sat down to discuss,
What to do if UKIP makes a fuss,
It’s easy to see,
We need a Plan B,
If England wins freedom from us.
John Moynes
(EU)
Dundrum Town Centre during flooding, 2011
Though millions of shoppers have come,
To splash all their cash in Dundrum,
The planners declare,
No more building there,
Or to flooding the town will succumb.
John Moynes
(Pic: Kieran O’Boyle)