The French can get rather irate,
If they think that you’re stirring up hate,
They won’t hem and haw,
Just call in the law,
Even if you’re only eight.

John Moynes

(France 24)

Earlier: Je Suis Helric

Diageo Brewhouse No 4, St James’ Gate, Dublin

There’s never been much of a doubt,
That the Irish are fond of their stout,
For six scary years,
It lost ground to craft beers,
A habit we all must stamp out.

John Moynes

(Leon Farrell/Photocall Ireland)

Willie Walsh, CEO of British Airways parent IAG

Willie Walsh enquired of Fine Gael
If our share of the airline’s for sale,
But they will not let go,
Of their slots in Heathrow,
So it looks like the offer might fail

John Moynes

(Graham Hughes/Photocall Ireland)

Michael Lowry TD

A world where PC has gone mad,
Makes poor Michael Lowry feel sad,
To say a kind word,
About a hot bird,
Is not something he sees as bad.

John Moynes

(Sam Boal/Photocall Ireland)

Deputy First Minister of Northern Ireland, Martin McGuinness

Any day now the British will yield,
Control of our country’s fourth field,
At least that’s what Marty,
Proclaimed to his party,
When all of their plans were revealed.

John Moynes

(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)

Broadcaster Rick O’Shea

On radio this Saturday,
The 2FM DJ O’Shea,
Will talk about verse,
To make matters worse,
He may not have that much to say.

John Moynes

(RTÉ)

All right wing dentists agree,
That you can’t beat the sight of Page 3,
So go buy The Sun,
Which prints nipples for fun,
Unless you’re a feminazi.

John Moynes

(The Sun)

President Obama with Joe Biden (left) and John Boehner at last night’s ‘State of The Union’

Obama stood up to debate,
Why the Union’s in such a state,
He wants to take more,
From the rich for the poor,
Which makes his opponents irate.

John Moynes

Larry Downing/Reuters

It’s easy to teach a young bride,
How Catholic rules are applied,
It’s simple, you see,
Just breed yourself three,
And after that turn down the ride.

John Moynes

Catholic Catologue