It looks like the taxpayer will,
This year face another stiff bill,
In an effort to stop,
An embarrassing flop,
With a shiny blue diamond shaped pill.
John Moynes
(Wikipedia)
Author Archives: John Moynes
If you have been wondering how,
To earn a few bob from your cow,
Sending it to the west,
Would be all for the best,
As the Yanks accept Irish beef now.
John Moynes
(Resourcecraft)
To wish you a happy new year,
The Indo are whipping up fear,
As our fourth estate,
Now want you to hate,
The squirrels who come over here.
John Moynes
In Monaghan lots of folk think,
That it’s fine to drive after a drink,
We need more breath tests,
And lots of arrests,
To lock them all up in the clink.
John Moynes
(Independent.ie)
I’m telling you now to make tracks,
To the south if you want to relax,
And get down to Dingle,
To order a single,
Malt in the bar of Dick Macks.
John Moynes
(Lonely Planet)
The Kim Jong-Un death scene from The Interview (2014)
If you’re after a nice bit of fun,
Don’t mess with the great Kim Jong-un,
When Hollywood tried,
Their computers were fried,
And as usual our hero won.
John Moynes
(Telegraph)
Our number one citizen, Squee,
Has gone to the land that grows tea,
To take in the sights,
And not mention rights,
When chatting to President Xi.
John Moynes
(Aras/Photocall Ireland)
The broadcasting folk at Today,
FM are all having to say,
To the nice Kildare guy,
Who’s waving goodbye,
“Just don’t let the door hit you, Ray”.
John Moynes
(Sasko Lazarov/Photocall Ireland)
There’s nothing the PM likes more,
Than a visit to some foreign shore,
Where he’ll strike a good deal,
Have a wonderful meal,
But not share a bath with a whore.
John Moynes
(IBTimes)
