This evening there can be no doubt,
Each man must hit nightclubs and scout,
For a woman who seems,
Like the girl of his dreams,
And then hope the wife doesn’t find out.
John Moynes
Pic Barry H
Meanwhile…
FAO @JohnMoynes pic.twitter.com/SF7lStYcdd
— Energia Home (@EnergiaHome) February 14, 2014
Mmf.
The makers of sugary snacks,
Know Michael Noonan has their backs,
He decided their wealth,
Matters more than your health,
So he wouldn’t drown them in tax.
John Moynes
(Sasko Lazarov/Photocall Ireland)
Post by Limerick City Fire & Rescue
Meanwhile, on dry land…
Limerick this afternoon.
Via Gillian Barry
In the mornings it never can hurt,
To spy a nice skirt or a shirt,
Now some Dutch folk explain,
That while you’re on a train,
You should pluck up some courage and flirt.
John Moynes
Pic: (Brief Encounter (1945)
I’ll mention, in case you don’t know,
Your journeys today will be slow,
And unless you’re a child,
You’ll find yourself riled,
At the sight of our old friend, the snow.
John Moynes
Pic via Jack Shannon
The Taoiseach is wearing a frown,
‘Cause there’s buggers all over this town,
Is it some hacking phreak,
Or an old fashioned leak,
That’s bringing the ombudsman down?
John Moynes
(Sam Boal/Photocall Ireland)
Broadcasting minister Pat,
Has decided from now on that,
You should not be afraid,
When naming a spade,
That a court room’s where you’ll end up at.
John Moynes
The boss of New York, good old Bill,
Has declared that he certainly will,
Not march on a day,
That leaves out the gay,
People from all the marching and drill.
John Moynes
(Fox)
[Kenny Egan in Clondalkin, Dublin in 2008]
In elections the very best thing,
Is a lad who did well in the ring,
It remains to be seen,
If he’ll wear blue or green,
In his fight to be Clondalkin’s king.
John Moynes
(Sasko Lazarov/Photocall Ireland)
