Alexander Gauland, co-leader of Alternative für Deutschland (AfD), has called for a ‘Dexit’
The German far right has said it’s
Now taking a leaf from the Brits
So it looks as though if
Britain falls off a cliff
They still get to hang out with Fritz
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
Comedian John Cleese asked the Pendulum Summit in Dublin: ‘Why don’t you Irish spell your names properly?”
An Englishman thinks it’s a shame
How an Irishman spells his own name
And can’t see our spelling
Is merely rebelling
Against England. They’re really to blame.
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
The Chime radio telescope in Canada has detected 13 radio bursts
Astronomers picked up a trace
Of a signal from some far off place
This is no time for jokes
Let’s declare it a hoax
Before Trump wants a wall up in space
John Moynes
Pic: Chime Collaboration
US President Donald Trump made the case for a southern border wall in a live television address last night
With his border wall still out of reach
The President made a big speech
Now here’s a surprise
It was chock full of lies
It really is time to impeach
John Moynes
Pic: AFP
Sligo farmer Andy ‘The Bull’ McSharry said he will kill any dogs found with or without a lead on his land.
A farmer is taking a stand
Against any dog found on his land
And though you may plead
That your pet’s on a lead
He’ll still open fire out of hand.
John Moynes
Russian model Oksana Voevodina (right) married Malaysia’s Muhammad V of Kelantan (left) in Moscow last week
A king who once sat on a throne
Said he could continue alone
Then a young Russian beauty
Turned his head from his duty
That’s a risk to which all men are prone
John Moynes
Pics: Getty
Belgium recorded 255 reports of UFOs in 2018, an increase on the 171 witnessed in 2017
One thing we all know is true
Is in Belgium there’s not much to do
So to Flemish surprise
When they looked to the skies
They saw something come out of the blue
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
China has made history by landing on the far side of the Moon
Now China, Earth’s biggest commune
Has reached the dark side of the moon
Though in the space race
They’ve missed out on first place
It’s still something one shouldn’t lampoon
John Moynes
Pic: EPA/EPA/China National Space Administration
Newly re-elected Republican Utah Senator Mitt Romney (right) says US President Donald Trump has caused ‘dismay’ worldwide
Incoming Senator Mitt
Has decided that finally it
Is safe to attack
The president’s back
But will he score a palpable hit?
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
The Garda division of Cavan/ Monaghan recorded a detection rate of 19.11 per 1,000 of the population for both drugs and alcohol
In Cavan it seems people think
It’s okay to drive when you drink
But this strange disorder
That thrives near the border
Can’t be met with a nod and a wink
John Moynes
Pic: Northern Sound
