Author Archives: Niall Murphy

Failure to be amused by this fine gag based on a 33 year-old science fiction movie will result in your summary expulsion from the Internets.

It’s harsh out there, but you’ll survive. Fax machines are available.

What do you mean you’re sick and tired of Inception gags? What the hell are we going to do with this Inception/Dumb and Dumber mashup now?

Jesus. You people are impossible to please.

Daily Wh.at

Just three days after Broadsheet Hero Of The Workplace and (now ex) JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater’s fabulous onboard meltdown at JFK, the internets continue to wax batshit for the story. A campaign website has appeared.

There’s also the by-now-obligatory animated re-enactment on Taiwanese News. which rather sweetly describes Steven returning home after the incident and ‘hugging’ his partner. Aww.

Sir, we salute you.

Steven Slater. Broadsheet’s new ‘Hero of the Workplace’ (an accolade we literally just made up).

Mad as hell. And not going to take this anymore.

Flipped out, grabbed a beer, left the plane via an emergency slide, headed home from JFK to have sex with his boyfriend.

Flight Attendant Was In Bed With Boyfriend When Found By Cops (NY Daily News)

It’s wallpaper for your door. Washable satin finish, fire and UV resistant. You just paste them on. Brilliant.

Ah yes, but they’re 200 quid a pop. Fooling the eye, while raping the pocket.

DesignMilk

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVKqwUPtk3s&feature=player_embedded

Yes it’s ingenious, and beautifully crafted. The very Aston Martin of crack-smuggling paraphernalia in fact. But if it’s so clever, why do the cops have it?

(Part two in a series.)

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CT0a-Hgumo&feature=player_embedded

Everyone remembers exactly where they were that day last January when the guy fell on the ice on the RTE News. In front of the TV is where. Jesus.

There are reaction videos. And more than 40 poor quality remixes.

Right now, someone is even attempting to upload it to the Mimetic Smithsonian that is Know Your Meme. He’s a bit light on variations – give him a dig-out if you can.

The identity of ‘the guy’ himself is still a mystery. Which is fine. Because the guy’s suffered enough, frankly.