Taken within the last hour.
You couldn’t make it up.
And we haven’t.
No Photoshop trickery.
Jewish people call it chutzpah.
Only the greatest English language writer ever born, according to some boffins.
Brian Cowen: “Today’s movement on the bond markets are part of the ebbs and flows which have been a feature of the markets in recent months.”
The rest of us (including the guy with the brolly): “Aggghhhhhhh.”
But it’s only going to have evil music.
Emma Donoghue’s Fritzl-ian novel The Room has just been added to the shortlist.
For the Man Booker Prize.
You could say: ‘Man fancies lesbian’.
But let’s not.
Donoghue On Booker Shortlist (Irish Times)
(Sadly, Skippy Dies bit the dust)
No.
Not a description of these three. Silly!
According to Ivor’s lawyers.
It’s how their client was portrayed by the Senate Committee on Members’ Interests.
This is how it works. He’s a rogue in Dublin, a pariah in Cork and a chancer on the drive down
We’re not real Genomes.
We’re just small.
Irish Person’s Genetic Code Sequenced For The First Time (Irish Times).
Yay. Dublin’s Convention Centre is opening today!
Well done, Treasury Holdings.
The Irish Times are calling it the Cube with the Tube (LOLz).
We’re calling it The Convention Centre That Was Going To Have The Big Phallic Hotel Behind It Before Johnny Ronan Became Flaccid:
Ah 2007.
Why do you tease us so?
John Gormley has told RTE News he will be watching tonight’s documentary on our economic collapse with “great interest”.
Freefall (9.35pm, RTE 1) reveals the government was told of Anglo’s insolvency by executives from Bank of Ireland and AIB – hours before it signed off on the bank guarantee.
This will be news to John because on that particular night he chose to stay in bed.
