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Patricia writes:

I had my phone snatched out of my hand the other week on the Luas. I reported it to the police and got a new phone. Obviously, yer man who took it showed off a bit with his mates and thanks to i-cloud I have photographic evidence (4 photos attached including above) of the fucker. Thought your readers might enjoy this beautiful bit of hubris. I sent them into the guards.

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What You May Need To Know:

1. It’s the new movie from Sofia Coppola.

2. It’s based upon a true story.

3. It stars Emma ‘Harry Potter’ Watson (above centre).

4. Best YouTube comment: ‘Number of people who came to watch the trailer: 0. Number of people who came to watch Emma Watson: 817,934.’

5. Broadsheet Prognosis: Sure, she’s a one-hit wonder, and a one trick pony, but it’s a catchy hit, and a cool trick. We’re the only people who liked Somewhere (2012).

Release Date: Summer

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The Gravity Balans chair (a mere €2,255) from Variér what sez:

The power nap is an invaluable instrument in your quest for productivity, boosting energy levels and recharging your brain. Float free of gravity and experience the ultimate power nap with the Gravity balans®. Fully reclined, the Gravity balans® elevates your legs above your heart, and rocks gently to the rhythm of your breathing, so you experience a liberating sense of weightlessness.

Until you’re inevitably tipped by a passing troll.

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