HANG ON.
*sniggers*
*blushes*
Sup?
Patricia writes:
I had my phone snatched out of my hand the other week on the Luas. I reported it to the police and got a new phone. Obviously, yer man who took it showed off a bit with his mates and thanks to i-cloud I have photographic evidence (4 photos attached including above) of the fucker. Thought your readers might enjoy this beautiful bit of hubris. I sent them into the guards.
What You May Need To Know:
1. It’s the new movie from Sofia Coppola.
2. It’s based upon a true story.
3. It stars Emma ‘Harry Potter’ Watson (above centre).
4. Best YouTube comment: ‘Number of people who came to watch the trailer: 0. Number of people who came to watch Emma Watson: 817,934.’
5. Broadsheet Prognosis: Sure, she’s a one-hit wonder, and a one trick pony, but it’s a catchy hit, and a cool trick. We’re the only people who liked Somewhere (2012).
Release Date: Summer
Naturalist Brian Keating gets up close and effusive with some beavers on the Bow river in Calgary, Canada.
A) A start.
B) A waste.’
You decide
Barristers ‘Struggling To Survive’ As 180 Quit In A Year (Dearbhail McDonald, Independent.ie)
(BarCouncil.ie)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al5RhaJgxxU
Nigel Ackland and his bebionic3 prosthetic, which has 14 precise positions and grips, helping amputees to do everything from using a pen to cracking an egg..
Previously: Nigel’s Bionic Arm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgr-s5u9PJg
The Gravity Balans chair (a mere €2,255) from Variér what sez:
The power nap is an invaluable instrument in your quest for productivity, boosting energy levels and recharging your brain. Float free of gravity and experience the ultimate power nap with the Gravity balans®. Fully reclined, the Gravity balans® elevates your legs above your heart, and rocks gently to the rhythm of your breathing, so you experience a liberating sense of weightlessness.
Until you’re inevitably tipped by a passing troll.
Former energy minister and would-be Lib Dem leader Chris Huhne and his ex-wife economist Vicky Pryce – both jailed for 8 months yesterday over a penalty-points scam dating back to 2003.
Sure where would you get it?
Not here.
Huhne and Pryce verdict: ugly stuff for three penalty points (Guardian)
(Hat tip: John Gallen)