But.

Mark Rudden writes:

Hey guys, looking for a favour for your ‘we don’t normally do this’ section. My car was stolen yesterday. Although it’s probably abandoned somewhere in Dublin it has a lot of sentimental value. It s a 1982 Gold Mercedes 230E and it was stolen from Pearse Street [Dublin].

 

Damn unfortunate Instagramming vintage driving hipster

Anyone?

Update: Car found

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1pOjj49d9Y

What you may need to know:

1. Happy might sound like a new Judd Apatow movie, but it isn’t.

2. It’s a new documentary by German visionary Werner Herzog. Herzog documentaries ROCK.

3. Herzog is best known for his collaborations with leading man Klaus Kinski.

4. Unfortunately, Klaus Kinski was a monster.

5. But we digress: Herzog played the bad guy in Jack Reacher (2012), was recently featured on The Simpsons, and once saved Joaquin Phoenix’s life.

6. Bullets can not stop Werner Herzog.

Release Date: TBC

Broadsheet Judge of the Day Hall of Famer Martin Nolan has been moved from hearing criminal cases.

At the request of The President of the Circuit Court, according to yesterday’s Irish Mail on Sunday (not available online).

Judge Nolan will now preside in the Family Court in Dolphin House, Dublin.

Where he will no longer be subject to public scrutiny (as all cases are held in camera)..

And will be the first port of call for many domestic violence cases.

Yay.

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