For everyone.
People growing moustaches, people who sport them all year round (from Monuary to Mocember) and people who dislike the word ‘Movember’.
All month we’ve been running weekly competitions to win €30 – yes €30 – of taxi credits with Hailo – The Dublin Taxi App. You may recall reader Jason Harte taking the caper to a dangerous new level.
To conclude this happy arrangement we have a pair – yes a PAIR – of tickets to the Movember Gala Parté – yes, Parté – in Dublin’s Village venue this Thursday night, as well as a night’s stay in the Gibson Hotel, with a taxi from the venue to the hotel covered by Hailo.
This prize includes breakfast.
Your Mo Growth – or that of a friend – marked ‘Hailo/Gibson Challenge’ to Broadsheet@broadsheet.ie
Lines close tomorrow, 3pm
You will need to be in Dublin on Thursday – or have someone to go in your ‘stead’ should that not suit.
‘Ronnies’ will be judged, as always, on texture, volume and ‘dash’.
No cash, favours, free cabs, rooms, were given for this post other than the prizes

Cartoonists Al Jaffee and Will Elder mucking about in their high school cafeteria in 1939 – 13 years before the first edition of Mad magazine.
Previously: Al Jaffee: Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions
Is somewhat similar to the existing Dublin Bus.
Near Louth this afternoon.
PosterBoy writes:
[Part of the ] new fleet arriving across the border. Yet to be registered.
Thanks PosterBoy.ie






The Chand Baori step well at the village of Abhaneri in the dry region of Rajasthan has guaranteed a year-round water supply to the locals since the 9th century.
It’s 100 feet deep with over 3,500 M.C. Escher style steps.
And no, that’s not Lilt at the bottom of it.
Sanal Edamaruku
Has an interesting point of view,
We’re not free, it would seem,
Unless we can blaspheme,
I’m convinced what this man says is true.
John Moynes
A person purporting to be the frapist writes:
I would be grateful if you could please take down your piece on the Celtic Links tweet!! It was a frape!! I know because I did it!! This guy had absolutely nothing to with it and I’m really worried bout his job right now as I cannot get through to him. This is something moronic on my part!! You said at the start that if it was a frape you would take it down and it 1000% is.
A mixture of Famine-piercing sean nós and Irish ballads with grinding club classics. they promise.
Thanks Buzz
By Darren Cullen and Mark Tolson (£6).
Epic product description win:
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