It’s been a long month

For everyone.

People growing moustaches, people who sport them all year round  (from Monuary to Mocember) and people who dislike the word ‘Movember’.

All month we’ve been running weekly competitions to win  €30 – yes €30 –  of taxi credits with Hailo – The Dublin Taxi App. You may recall reader Jason Harte taking the caper to a dangerous new level.

To conclude this happy arrangement we have a pair  – yes a PAIR – of tickets to the Movember Gala Parté – yes, Parté – in Dublin’s Village venue this Thursday night, as well as a night’s stay in the Gibson Hotel, with a taxi from the venue to the hotel covered by Hailo.

This prize includes breakfast.

Your Mo Growth – or that of a friend – marked ‘Hailo/Gibson Challenge’ to Broadsheet@broadsheet.ie

Lines close tomorrow, 3pm

You will need to be in Dublin on Thursday – or have someone to go in your ‘stead’ should that not suit.

‘Ronnies’ will be judged, as always, on texture, volume and ‘dash’.

Hailo

Donate: Movember.ie

No cash, favours, free cabs, rooms, were given for this post other than the prizes

A person purporting to be the frapist writes:

I would be grateful if you could please take down your piece on the Celtic Links tweet!! It was a frape!! I know because I did it!! This guy had absolutely nothing to with it and I’m really worried bout his job right now as I cannot get through to him. This is something moronic on my part!! You said at the start that if it was a frape you would take it down and it 1000% is.

 

Frape?

By Darren Cullen and Mark Tolson (£6).

Epic product description win:

….new Hypoallergenic Shapeshifting Lizard Skin Cream, for the hard-working reptilian overlord who wants to crush the human race AND look great. Revitalise dry cracked scales with the nutrifying formula, penetrating your watertight, abrasive epidermis with vitamin-enriched micro-molecules. Never again spend hours removing crusty nodules from your armoured eyelids or sandblasting your segmented underbelly. Instead, spend your life-cycle on the things that really matter to you: eating babies, manipulating financial markets and basking on rocks in the warm glow of Earth’s home star. Whichever form you’ve taken, simply lather the cream onto tough lizard scales or weak and thin human tissue. The vitamin E rich formula gets to work fast, leaving your external membrane hard, reinforced and radiant. Start each day with that “just-shed-skin” feeling!

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